MEN who wear SKINNY JEANS…….LADIES RUN.

If your guy dresses skinny jeans? Yes. You had better left him since he is competing with your feminine side.

Well. I have an issue but not with the tissue. My issue is with guys who throw on a pair of skinny jean, and those jamas who show a preference for vibrant colors. Whenever I see people out and about, it is somehow difficult to believe that they actually have mirrors at home.  It is true that we all make mistakes, but why compound the problem by walking around looking like an escapee from a time travel experiment gone wrong. Guys who wear skinny jeans on any day look like they had had a bad day at the munitions factory.   

The most shocking of all is that every wannabe grunge college rockstar slipping on a frilly pink shirt over yellow skinny jean usually has a good-looking gal on the side. Ladies, these types of guys usually visibly lack individuality and are very subjective and at time complete sensationalists.  By the way, I have never quite understood the mystery behind gals getting so attracted to this trendy rodents. Is it because they exude some slight touch of feminine touch, or is it the delicate features that draw your attraction to them, ladies?

Honestly, some fashion trends don’t flatter the human form, and the skinny jean is one of them. Quite frankly, guys who wear skinny jeans seem to adopt an unnatural walk. I bet we have all seen this bunch of fashionable twits who care about the next big thing than the welfare of their future.  Since they want to appear trendy, they will go to certain extreme lengths, just to look more appealing and sexier than their girlfriends.

The sales of male skinny jeans, with tapered legs and narrow-peg ankles are going strong.  It goes without saying that the resurgence for skinny jeans has left many anti-fashionistas extremely astonished, and such this is a phenomenon to reckon with.  But this style is so unforgiving. One has to diet, wiggle, tug and stretch to fit into a pair of tight jeans.

Slipping on a pair of skinny jean is an act of cross-dressing, and a fashion trope. Next, skinny jeans are highly associated with male femininity. Little doubt that those who prefer wearing a pair of a skinny jean have the tendencies of getting fascinated with the idea of adding a slight touch of femininity.  Beauty and feminine pleasant appearance have traditionally been attributed to women.  But there has been a push towards a whole new means of giving men the freedom to express their feminine side, and such skinny jean is one example.

Wearing skinny jeans silhouette’s a man’s legs and other body features.  And it’s disturbing when one wonders why every other Inter and/or Degree college guy is excessively eager to show off his legs.  But the guys who pull on a pair of skinny jean, just seem to be enamored with the idea of expressing their feminine male side to look trendy. Of course they get more attention and whistles directed at them on the streets more than their girlfriends do.  It is so shocking to realize that skinny jeans are now competing with femininity. Cutting of all is that these androgynous clothes now make men look effeminate.

Dudes who wear skinny jeans in feminate styles, including various washes and colors such as forest green, red, white, black, pink, red, black and other nontraditional hues for pants tend to have frail features.  To complicate the matter, you will never fail to find this kind of guy reading bridal magazines and is fascinated by wedding show on Citizen TV.

Put it another way, the skinny jean has become so ubiquitous that it is no longer a fashion trend but an everyday’s trend in men’s fashion.  I am so anti-fashion, and my condescending and patronizing attitude towards anything that is considered fashionable has helped me sidestep this entity with a resourceful resilient.  I don’t have to slip on a trouser or shirt that is on everyone’s lips to look trendy. I prefer sticking to the relaxed fit or boot-cut with a view to retaining my masculinity.

But the upside to throwing on skinny jeans is that it gives you the entitlement of a sophisticated, trendy look. The downside however is extremely grave. I read in the Guardian Newspaper that studies have shown that the number of men suffering painful testicular problems is on the rise because of tight-jeans. Low Fluid count and fungal infection are linked to the tight-fitting jeans.

Men who slip ill-fitting jeans or underwear which is restrictive around the groin are damaging their health. And this begs the question, why go through the pain for the sake of appearing trendy?