Categories of Kenyan LADIES available for MARRIAGE (part 2)

Undoubtedly, what I thought about marriage one or two years ago, has been realigned with reality; namely women will drink, scr*w around and will hardly settle in a conforming marriage so better start dealing with it.

The traditional school teacher or nurse who was recommended for men of my tribe are no longer the most viable as they are among the most tough headed nowadays.

4.    Average but nagging

The most average looking woman is normally trouble. You can find a woman who by looks merits just above average and tolerably acceptable for marriage, but she can be whiny.

This is the woman who is notorious for curfews. She will hate your friends, will possibly fall out with your sister, abuse your mother and might refuse to serve your older brother a warm meal.

Average women have this thing of overrating their looks, their intelligence and their tastes. Look at the bunch of plastic things making noisy in  Galitos or Steers. They suck, really bad. They will order Snap(or whatever it is called), instead of Kingfisher, will claim to be having cravings for Pizza or the KFC chicken.

What were they craving for a year ago before KFC set foot in town?

If we must guard our environment let us first rid the city its many plastic women and the odd phoney men.

But they make good wives when they decide to pretend and the standard looks makes them quite presentable to peers.

5. Average or beautiful boring

These ones belong mostly to the church or are of the melancholic or phlegmatic temperament. They are mostly quiet, will never make any noise even if you cheated on her. They offer no challenge whatsoever.

Will cook and eat what you always wish for and will be a perfect house keeper.

Men hate boring women. This lot have a habit of letting it go after the first kid and will be incredibly fat by the second child and only 34. But they are a good bargain for men who often prefers their moments in solitude. I strongly favour this category because they don’t have too much drama…Yet again!

Here is part 1 if you missed it.

Anyway, I will wait. May be God will send me an angel. May be not. But I will still listen to my R&B, hope I will stumble upon the few remaining women. In the meantime, lemme be listening to Antony David and India Arie’s Words, which momentarily is my best number.