Here is the letter Courtesy of Nairobi Exposed
Greetings,Baby Girl...
When I first heard that You were vying for the Presidency,I was elated. I watched You on T.V announcing Ua candidature,sor rounded by a team that looked like Mechanics in Kirinyaga Road. You took a whole hour,blabbering and jabbering like a hungry piglet AND then YOU CRIED.
I DON'T know what motivated Ua tears. That is NOT important for now. MY PROBLEM is that Ua style crying was worse than the Problems Kenya is facing today!
After launching ua campaign,You then disappeared to God-knows-Where ,only to appear again 6 months later.
Madam,
.The Presidency is the HIGHEST office in the LAND. Are You aware of that??? Not every puppy can be President.You need to realize that The Office is HIGHER than Ua heels,darling.
.The fact that You were SONU vice-president at UON doesnt mean YOU CAN BE PRESIDENT. At SONU,You probably spent your whole term drunk, organizing riots and distributing leaflets to naked students who were in the middle of sexual positions!
.You were telling Us to quit wearing Underwears. REALLY??? So,the Country is grappling with insecurity,Alsh abaab,Hunger andJoblesness AND YOU are MORE concerned about the welfare of pussies and dicks??? B*TCH,GROW UP!
.You said You wanted to fix Kenya's Economy. How about fixing Ua the loose nuts in Your head first???
.You said You are searching for a hubby! AND that He should BE ready to take YOUR last name. Bitch pleeeze,how about he takesYOUR last name AND THEN He takes You for a mental checkup??
.I saw U facebook update,complain ing about how Nairobi Men wont STOP staring atUa ass! Hey,DONT FLATTER YOURSELF! They are just wondering why God didnt just give You a brain as big as that Ass!
.Talking of Ass,A WHOLE PRESIDENTIAL candidate walking around showing off her ass? Youshould be showing off YOUR manifesto!
.You took Your Birthday Party to Secrets Lounge club around Koinange Street. And am told ONLY 16 People were present! Wow,And U want to get 1 million people voting for You! You cant even get 100 people attending Your Bash!
.AND who were those 16 people??? Secrets Lounge Employees???
.Heard that You want to create job opportunities for the youth! Really??Why don't U start by creating a job opportunity for YOURSELF,Baibe? ??
.Shout Out to the guy who does your make-up! You should let him do your speeches too!
.I heard You complain that Synovate-Infotr ack opinion polls are unfair to You. U said that they never consult your supporters! NO,DARLING! You DONT have supporters,YOU HAVE BEST FRIENDS!
.Am told You are still in the race! Wow! And that You want to meet donors at a hotel in town. Well,I hope they are BRAIN donors!!
Girl,
It is women like You who are making it IMPOSSIBLE for Women leaders to be respected in Kenya! Women like Martha Karua,Wangari Maathai,Charity Ngilu,Nyiva Mwendwa and Mama Ngina Kenyatta have always carried themselves with great decorum,strict discipline,deep self-respect and much honor.
KENYA IS READY FOR WOMEN LEADERS. BUT NOT READY FOR YOU!!
Greetings,Baby Girl...When I first heard that You were vying for the Presidency,I was elated. I watched You on T.V announcing Ua candidature,sor rounded by a team that looked like Mechanics in Kirinyaga Road. You took a whole hour,blabbering and jabbering like a hungry piglet AND then YOU CRIED.
I DON'T know what motivated Ua tears. That is NOT important for now. MY PROBLEM is that Ua style crying was worse than the Problems Kenya is facing today!
After launching ua campaign,You then disappeared to God-knows-Where ,only to appear again 6 months later.
Madam,
.The Presidency is the HIGHEST office in the LAND. Are You aware of that??? Not every puppy can be President.You need to realize that The Office is HIGHER than Ua heels,darling.
.The fact that You were SONU vice-president at UON doesnt mean YOU CAN BE PRESIDENT. At SONU,You probably spent your whole term drunk, organizing riots and distributing leaflets to naked students who were in the middle of sexual positions!
.You were telling Us to quit wearing Underwears. REALLY??? So,the Country is grappling with insecurity,Alsh abaab,Hunger andJoblesness AND YOU are MORE concerned about the welfare of pussies and dicks??? B*TCH,GROW UP!
.You said You wanted to fix Kenya's Economy. How about fixing Ua the loose nuts in Your head first???
.You said You are searching for a hubby! AND that He should BE ready to take YOUR last name. Bitch pleeeze,how about he takesYOUR last name AND THEN He takes You for a mental checkup??
.I saw U facebook update,complain ing about how Nairobi Men wont STOP staring atUa ass! Hey,DONT FLATTER YOURSELF! They are just wondering why God didnt just give You a brain as big as that Ass!
.Talking of Ass,A WHOLE PRESIDENTIAL candidate walking around showing off her ass? Youshould be showing off YOUR manifesto!
.You took Your Birthday Party to Secrets Lounge club around Koinange Street. And am told ONLY 16 People were present! Wow,And U want to get 1 million people voting for You! You cant even get 100 people attending Your Bash!
.AND who were those 16 people??? Secrets Lounge Employees???
.Heard that You want to create job opportunities for the youth! Really??Why don't U start by creating a job opportunity for YOURSELF,Baibe? ??
.Shout Out to the guy who does your make-up! You should let him do your speeches too!
.I heard You complain that Synovate-Infotr ack opinion polls are unfair to You. U said that they never consult your supporters! NO,DARLING! You DONT have supporters,YOU HAVE BEST FRIENDS!
.Am told You are still in the race! Wow! And that You want to meet donors at a hotel in town. Well,I hope they are BRAIN donors!!
Girl,
It is women like You who are making it IMPOSSIBLE for Women leaders to be respected in Kenya! Women like Martha Karua,Wangari Maathai,Charity Ngilu,Nyiva Mwendwa and Mama Ngina Kenyatta have always carried themselves with great decorum,strict discipline,deep self-respect and much honor.
KENYA IS READY FOR WOMEN LEADERS. BUT NOT READY FOR YOU!!
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