LEAKED!! Presidential Debate QUESTIONS and ANSWERS …….Ah Ah!!

  As Kenya and the world eagerly await for the first ever presidential debate today, Kenyans on twitter are busy guessing the expected questions for the aspiring presidential candidates.

Although controversy is still surrounding some of the things associated with the debate like the official twitter harsh tag, while the debate team is still insisting on using #KEDebate2013, Kenyans insist on the use of #Debate254 which is a trending topic worldwide.

That said below are the questions that public screamer Robert Alai and his followers think should be asked to the Presidential aspirants and how they may answer them:

"What will you do to reduce Govt. Spending?" Kiyapi:"First I will reduce the President's Dental health plan by half"

MR KIYIAPI? ANSWER THE SECOND QUESTION PLEASE. ARE CAMPAIGN MANISFESTOS REALISTIC? : ANSWER: AM NOT SURE. MINE WAS A COPY PASTE AFFAIR...

QUESTION: Peter, how can we be sure that you will deliver a great Kenyan nation. PK: Just look at Andrew Kenneth. Kazi yangu

Question: How will you address the land problem. UHURU: Kwani ma mama zao walikatazwa kumiliki mashamba

Question: Hon Raila, how will you get money to fund your ideas? RAILA: Kitendawili, Kitendawili Akiba haiozi

Moderator: UK, how will you curb Poaching? UK: "eh! EABL will have to rebrand Tusker and Stop using Imara kama Simba for Pilsner