BRITAINS PRIME MINISTER CONGRATULATES PRESIDENT ELECT UHURU KENYATTA

Britain's Prime Minister David Cameron has now congratulated President Elect Uhuru Kenyatta and all others elected in Kenya's elections upheld on Saturday by the Supreme Court.

In his congratulatory statement, Cameron underlined his strong commitment to the partnership that exists between Kenya and the United Kingdom (UK).

Cameron described the relationship as 'deep and historic with a substantial shared agenda of stability, security, development and prosperity that benefits both our countries.'
Cameron said that Uhuru's win represented the end of a remarkable process, in which more Kenyans than ever before turned out to vote.
The Prime Minister urged the Kenyan people to be proud of the strong signal they have sent to the world about their determination to exercise their democratic right peacefully.
He encouraged all Kenyans to continue this spirit of peace and accept the decision of the Court as final.
'The Kenyan people had made their sovereign choice, and resolved disputes through the rule of law and the strong institutions of the Supreme Court and due Constitutional process. I welcome the President-elect’s commitment that his new Government will work with all Kenyans in a spirit of inclusivity and reconciliation, and that the Government of Kenya will continue to meet its international legal obligations,' said Cameron in the statement sent to newsrooms.
In the statement, Cameron said that he looked forward to working with Uhuru's new Government to build on this partnership, and to help realise the great potential of a united Kenya in line with Vision 2030.
By Maureen Murimi

Supreme Court: Uhuru's victory is upheld

Nairobi - Chief Justice Willy Mutunga says Uhuru Kenyatta and William Ruto were validly elected during March 4 polls.
According to Mutunga, the decision was unanimously reached by the six Supreme Court judges.

In his ruling, the CJ said the General Election conducted by the Independent Electoral and Boundaries Commission (IEBC) was free and fair. 

He said the court will issue detailed judgement within two weeks.

"Supreme Court has discharged its constitutional mandate," said Mutunga.

EXCLUSIVE: ICC Prosecutor Bensouda Faints As The Terminator Escapes, Frees Jailed Africans

EXCLUSIVE: ICC Prosecutor Bensouda Faints As The Terminator Escapes, Frees Jailed Africans

By Waiyaki wa Qoslaaye

In a bizarre turn of events, the International Criminal Court Chief Prosecutor Fatou Bensouda fainted on Monday and was rushed to a hospital in Geneva, Switzerland after word got round that the charismatic leader of the Congolese M23 rebel group Bosco Ntaganda, who had handed himself in to the ICC a few days ago, had disappeared in a jailbreak.

Sources told Sahan Journal that not only did Ntaganda escape from jail, but he also freed a group of African leaders who had been similarly arrested and incarcerated at the Hague.
Ntaganda - nicknamed The Terminator for his alleged crimes against humanity, including rape, mass eviction and murder of Congolese civilians – was in Jail Block H5 at the Hague together with five other African leaders also awaiting trial.
Sources further revealed that The Terminator cut through the metal bars of Jail Block H5 with his bare teeth, had the five other African leaders use his shoulders as a ladder and hop safely onto Rue de Chochote, a street below Jail Block H5.
Jaan van Lazymaan, an eyewitness of the jailbreak who lives at Quartier Latin, the part of the Hague where the jailbreak occurred, told Sahan Journal that he was “gobsmacked”.
“Oh la la! Wololo yaye, these Africans! I have never seen anything like that,” he says breathlessly. “I mean, it was like straight out of a movie, a medieval movie shot somewhere in Burgundy during the time of William the Conqueror.”
“I mean, this tall black man shows up on the Jail Block H5 window overlooking Rue de Chochote, and at first, I thought he was smiling at me, but on further inspection, I saw that he was gnawing on the metal bars like a rat.”
According to further investigations by Sahan Journal, the plot gets even more bizarre. It turns out that The Terminator had some outside help after all. On Montparnasse Avenue, which is adjacent to the Hague but hidden from Jail Block H5, residents reported sighting a mule with a piece of cloth draped across its flanks with the words “Air DR Congo” printed across.
The same mule was sighted at the international departures terminal of the nearby L’Aéroport de Flightsoffancee. Inside sources told Sahan Journal that the mule was used to transport the fugitives to the airport.
Many African leaders contacted by our reporters expressed their support for the The Terminator and the dramatic jailbreak.
Sudanese President Omar al-Bashir was the first one to welcome the news, describing the ICC as an “unwelcome nuisance, taking the continent’s best and brightest leaders and politicians into a white hole [sic].”
When asked if he meant a “black hole,” al-Bashir slapped our reporter and called him “a crazy, inveterate racist and a donkey,” telling the journalist “itaqillah – fear Allah!”
He called the international court, “the Beast that comes at end-times,” foretold in the Qur’an and the Bible, and that the only thing missing was “the one eye or the 666 mark on its forehead.”
When our reporter asked Zimbabwe’s Robert Mugabe his reaction, he simply waved his hand dismissively and quipped in his quintessential laconic style: “To hell with the ICC! Stupid, effing imperialists”.
L’Hospital des Sauvages Chief Medical Superintendent Dr. Yosef van Rinkkels said Bensouda was in good shape. He further added that when she was brought in and asked her name, Bensouda mysteriously burst into the late French superstar Edith Piaf’s song “Non, je ne regrette rien – no, I regret nothing!”

OPEN LETTER TO KETHI KILONZO...

 

 

 

 

OPEN  LETTER TO KETHI KILONZO...

Dear Counsel Kethi,

My lady, it gives me great pleasure to humbly submit my greetings to you persuant to article love cap emotions section feelings.

I know you lack knowledge of my existence but I would like you in your fullness of time to reconsider that position. Kindly expunge from your romantic records any human being possessing my gender because I would like to file a petition to your heart supported by a 900 page affidavit, as well as video, audio and any other visually stimulating evidences evidences like my prado, my samsung galaxie etc etc.

Be that as it may, I would have mentioned all of them but the stop clock is blinking. Without partiality accept the following submissions; you give me intellectual orgasm whenever you expunge legal material from your educated brain via you eloquent mouth. Whatever you will ask of me, I will have nothing useful to add. miss kilonzo yawa I love you like oraro loves law, without oraro there can be no law nyathiwa; without you there can be no me.

JABER, please be a friend of my heart, or what in your legal quarters refer to as amicus heartae-and that is my humblest submission.

My learned love, will you be my learned wife??

I REST THIS CASE.
#COPYRIGHT2013

jaduong'

Pastors Having S*x With A Woman While Praying For Her To Get Pregnant - Video

Pastors Having S*x With A Woman While Praying For Her To Get Pregnant - Video

A video has been leaked of a couple of inglorious Pastors having s*x with a woman who has issues with childbirth in a secret place! In the video as she was being sexually abused, she can be heard saying the prayers in the delta state language after the evil pastors: “Power, Enter, Claiming her spiritual pregnancy!

Please share the video link below  till it gets into the hands of the law makers as the faces of the culprits are so clear in the video:

(*WARNING* You Must Be 18yrs Or Older To Download and View The Video) Video below:




 WATCH VIDEO HERE >>>>>>

MY LIFE IS IN DANGER...ESTHER ARUNGA

  Just when you thought you heard the last of former KTN news anchor Esther Arunga, she has hit the headlines again. The lass is currently living in a secret place in Australia but rumors have been flying round that she is in Australia, Canada, Dubai and also somewhere in Nairobi with her family.

Through an email that is circulating, Arunga alleges that she is not at peace as some Government officials who she declined to name have been trailing her and threatening her with deportation back to Kenya.

Arunga, earlier on was said to be holding a fundraising to enable her to come to Kenya and indulge in politics but that was not to be.

It now seems that controversies that surround her are slowly becoming her comfort zone and it would not be a surprise to often hear something new from her lest you forget her.

PHOTO : Nairobi Lady in PICTURE....

PHOTO : Nairobi Lady in PICTURE....

 

" I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody." Bill Cosby

Did Miss Big BOOTY offer S3X to BBA judges after removing her PANTIES???

Word on the street has it that only male applicants of the recently auditioned Big Brother Africa star game will go down to South Africa to represent Kenya. The judges were overheard saying that the female contestants did not impress them.

According to sources Miss big booty better known as Vera Sikida was among the contestants who were favourites for the game but Vera who did the unbelievable by removing her panties in front of the judges did not make it in.

The rumor mill further indicates that Vera who was desperate for the contest which has a multimillion jackpot had trailed the judges after the auditions and even offered them sex for a green pass.

The list of contestants will be released soon; who knows Citizen TV’s Tahidi high actor Ephy Mureithi who had also released naked photos in the name of impressing may also not be on the list.

JULIE GICHURU offers Kiss 100’s SHAFFIE WERU money above PAPA SHIRANDULA

  Kiss 100’s Shaffie Weru who is the latest celebrity entrant in the film industry has grown and become the highest paid actor over night. Apparently he is paid a clean Sh. 100,000 per episode.

Citizen TV’s Papa Shirandula was the highest paid actor making Sh. 80,000 a week but seems Shaffie has beaten him to his game through the new show produced by Citizen TV’s Julie Gichuru and Classic 105’s Nick Otieno dubbed Maisha on K24.

The show was to be a short film but the two producers decided to make it a series which has seen its way to K24. The film was about a woman who looks for a hit man to kill her ex boyfriend’s girlfriend so that she can be with him again.

In the drama, Shaffie is acting as Don Juan as he revealed about his character to a local paper and we quote:

“I am boys with the boss played by XFM's Nick Ndeda and he doesn't know it but I have slept with his wife. I will be in a number of episodes, the first of which I shot on Friday afternoon.”

Below are photos from the shooting that Shaffie did on Friday:

KETHI KILONZO is OVERRATED…….REALLY – NDINDI NYORO thinks so

KETHI KILONZO is OVERRATED…….REALLY – NDINDI NYORO thinks so

While she has wowed many by her cool calm collected demeanor in presenting her case at the Supreme Court, this guy (A Kenyatta University graduate and former Student leader) thinks otherwise. 

Me thinks this KETHI KILONZO chic is being overated on Social Media.. Actually, she doesn't seem to have grip of Law.. Again, those citing her age??

Do you even know how old she is?? Or you guys think she's 22??

Lastly, if your Father was Moi's Lawyer during the worst times in this country and when corruption was the norm, don't you think she has actually done very poorly for herself by being a mere lawyer inside her Fathe'rs Firm!!?? Call a spade a Spade..

The circumstances she was brought up in makes her what others see as an achievement a mere Kawaida thing... To me, she doesn't pass the test!!

Ako down in Kenyan words!!

She could have done better!!

By Ndindi Nyoro

SHOCKING!!!! KEITH KOLONZO Exposes UHURU KENYATTA’S Rigging in NYERI at the Supreme Court.

SHOCKING!!!! KEITH KOLONZO Exposes UHURU KENYATTA’S Rigging in NYERI at the Supreme Court.

Uhuru had 317,881 votes in Nyeri county tally hall and at final announcement had 318,880, Raila had 6,075 at county announcement and 5638 at Bomas. Other educed votes were for Martha, Kiyiapi and Dida.

 

 

Lawyer Kilonzo: The candidates that benefitted from irregularities in Nyeri county were Uhuru Kenyatta and Kenneth.

 

 

Kethi Kilonzo - "even the little you have will be taken away from you"
Referring to lost votes by minor presidential candidates in Nyeri County.

 

Nyeri, out of 60,000 registered voters, Uhuru got 85K--KethiKilonzo, calls it daylight or night time thugery.

 

Kethi Kilonzo: We can’t talk of free and fair elections if there is no credible register to begin with. In a credible law school if you score less than 44 percent, you’ll get a ‘D’

For more of her compelling and articulate revelations , watch it here LIVE >>>>

at 05:56

Pastors Having S*x With A Woman While Praying For Her To Get Pregnant - Video

Pastors Having S*x With A Woman While Praying For Her To Get Pregnant - Video

A video has been leaked of a couple of inglorious Pastors having s*x with a woman who has issues with childbirth in a secret place! In the video as she was being sexually abused, she can be heard saying the prayers in the delta state language after the evil pastors: “Power, Enter, Claiming her spiritual pregnancy!

Please share the video link below  till it gets into the hands of the law makers as the faces of the culprits are so clear in the video:

(*WARNING* You Must Be 18yrs Or Older To Download and View The Video) Video below:




 WATCH VIDEO HERE >>>>>>

Raila's plea on additional evidence struck out

Nairobi - Daily Nation reports Supreme Court has declined to accept fresh affidavits introduced in Cord's petition challenging the election of President-elect Uhuru Kenyatta.

According to the judges, the 839-page affidavit should be expunged from the court records.

The court had earlier struck out Odinga’s application for a forensic audit of the IEBC Information  

- For more visit Daily Nation

SHAME...MARTHA KARUA sexual escapades with 21-year-old Musician

SHAME...MARTHA KARUA sexual escapades with 21-year-old Musician

The following is an expose’ by Nairobi exposed. The details in the revelation highlight sexual escapades involving Martha Karua and an upcoming musician known as Sheldi.

Here is the story:

Martha Karua caught checking in a hotel with a young musician – Sheldi ******* lovebirds/flamebirds

January 18
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 Admin
This story that is hitting about MARTHA KARUA and this 21 yr old musician who seems to be new at ogopa deejays called SHELDI dating imefika wapi? Let nairobians know what‘s goin between the two... Lol!

January 19
Nairobi Exposed!!! [behind the scenes stories & pics you wont believe]
poa

January 19
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Its so funny... The age difference nayo...Mpaka in facebook and twitter he is so supportive of martha karua,His photos look so innocent on facebook and twitter u cant believe its him. Have confirmed anajiita @sheldigorgeous on twitter and sheldi dagorgeous on facebook.

January 22
Nairobi Exposed!!! [behind the scenes stories & pics you wont believe]
how did u know they are dating how did u learn of it and is this the same story ilikuwa kwa pulse few months ago

January 22
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I also read the story.

January 22
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And the time martha was coming from meru campaigns, sheldi was dropped from by one of her escort cars wearing dark shades in 680 hotel escorted by one of her bodyguards. I personally saw that, since i was in simmers club. Then i later read the story about a 21 yr old sheldi and martha dating.

January 22
Nairobi Exposed!!! [behind the scenes stories & pics you wont believe]
oh and do u know this sheldi personally ndio u were able to spot him from simmerz.and can u rem the date

January 22
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I saw him clearly getting out of the car and being escorted to 680 hotel. Only dat he had dark shades. Thats why am so covinced its true. Martha is going out with him. His Updates on twitter and fb, are suggestive though much campaigning for her. Check out his updates on twitter @sheldigorgeous or in fb sheldi dagorgeous and fb page sheldi ogopa deejays.

As i told u, i personally saw that at 680 hotel.

January 22
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Zuqka, taifa leo. Have always read but was never interested in knowing him, since it never got me interested. Then i clicked back and remembered.

January 22
Nairobi Exposed!!! [behind the scenes stories & pics you wont believe]
sawa ill check the get back to u

CJ WILLY MUTUNGA EMAIL ACCOUNT HACKED...

News just in indicates that a private email account of Chief Justice Dr Willy Mutunga was on Monday targeted by hackers who tried to access his emails.

Sources from the Judiciary confirmed this on Tuesday, saying they are taking pre cautionary measures to prevent further attacks that may come due to the sensitivity of the case he is handling.

Police sources said they are currently investigating the issue and it is just a matter of time before they nail the perpetrators.

Chief Justice Dr Willy Mutunga is the President of the Supreme Court and he may be targeted by hackers who may try to manipulate the outcome of the petition by CORD leader Raila Odinga who is challenging the election of Uhuru Kenyatta as the fourth President of Kenya.

More to follow…..

General KARANGI tells RAILA ODINGA to stop talking about the MILITARY in POLITICS

  The Chief of Defence Forces Julius  Karangi has told  Prime Minister Raila Odinga to stop throwing his name into murky politics, saying military is an institution that should be respected by leaders particularly politicians.

In a statement which was leaked to the press on Monday evening, Karangi dismissed reports by CORD leaders that he was part of the group that plotted to rig in President-elect Uhuru Kenyatta in the just concluded General Elections, saying he is a decorated soldier who had served the country for over 3 decades and he cannot participate in such activity.

In February, CORD leaders led by Prime Minister Raila Odinga had alleged that senior public officials including Internal Security PS Mutea Iringo, Office of the President official Kennedy Kihara, Finance PS Joseph Kinyua, Head of Civil Service Francis Kimemia NSIS director brigadier Michael Gichangi and Chief of Defence Forces Julius Karangi held meetings in Karen to plan the rigging of the just concluded elections.

Karangi said leaders should desist from engaging the military from ongoing political theatrics, warning them not to taint the good name of Kenya Defence Forces.

MUST Read if you Intend to date Nairobi woman. MEN ONLY

MUST Read if you Intend to date Nairobi woman. MEN ONLY

I must admit, Nairobi is blessed with some pretty ladies. Some are good, while some others… Well. In this exclusive post, you will be guided on how to date a lady from Nairobi.

1. Do not take her for walks next to shoe shops or shoe vendors. Nairobi chics are shoe junkies. Just look at them, they all have huge hand-bags. Besides using these bags as ‘baby stealing accessories’ (Yes, they do this in hospitals), Nairobi chics also carry shoes in there.

 I was once surprised to witness a lady get gumboots, a shower cap and an umbrella (apparently this one was 10,000 bob) a parachute and protection goggles when it was raining heavily. Okay, that’s beside the point. 

 

Don’t walk past people who sell shoes unless you want to be asked “Just wait for a minute as I try these on…. Do they look good?” Then proceeding to buy none of them after she wasted an hour trying all of them out.

2. When you go for a date with a Nairobi chic, be prepared for two extremes.

A) She either eats too much

Or

B) She either eats too little

On a date, be prepared to judge her habits within the first five minutes so that you can know how to behave. If she eats too much, suddenly become full and offer her your food. If she eats too little, celebrate deep inside but do not look excited on the outside. Proceed to help her to finish her meal using the excuse “Some Kenyans are dying of hunger”. If it is a classy restaurant, ask them to pack for you the food.

3. Nairobi women all claim to be independent but can’t fix a bulb. Nairobi chics are obsessed with the ‘strong’ or ‘I am an African woman’ image… Deal with it. Funny enough, after projecting this image they seem to be very emotionally vulnerable.

4. The average Nairobi chic will do second-hand shopping when she is single but when she hooks up with you she only shops at Nakumatt Junction or The Village Market. Okay, I said most. There are those high status chics that actually shop for new clothes without breaking a sweat, but they are not the majority. She used to go to ‘eNGARA-sha’ but is now obsessed with flaunting an Enkarasha bag.

5. Nairobi women have a false perception of foreign men. Whether it’s Europeans, West Africans or Americans. I happen to have many friends from all over the world and the only major difference is the accent or just the cultures. But at the end of the day they are just men. It still blows my mind when I hang out with one of my American friends who is just a broke college student coming for a visit and Nairobi chics will assume that he is some rich prince whose dad owns America. 

The chics proceed to ignore me because ‘I am a broke Kenyan dude’ while they take advantage of my broke friends body. This is a timeless story that will probably happen again this weekend.

 

6. The Nairobi woman also has an emergency food supply and a bottle of water in her hand bag. To think of it, the only thing you can’t find in there is a mobile toilet. Entrepreneurs, you now have a new idea. I will demand 30% of your profits after you make money from this idea. You always see a Nairobi chic chewing gum, crisps, tic-tac… Ground nuts, githeri…. To think of it, few of them ever eat chapatis…

 Lol. So guys, when you take her for a picnic, don’t worry. You will be sorted by her hand bag supply. You can survive a drought with a Nairobi chic.

 

7. A Nairobi chick will proudly say that she can’t get in to a Vitz yet she takes a matatu to work. Yep, you guessed it… She is rich but she won’t spend her money to get a car because the matatu conductor is ‘enter’taining… If you know what I mean.

 

8. The Nairobi chic is not the same one on her avi or photos. Thank photoshop for this. Those pictures of her doing the ‘Duck face’ at skylux have been altered by those booty underwear, tights and some excessive make up.

9. The average Nairobi chic has 3 pairs of ‘Condom shoes’. To think of it, the Nairobi chic also wears a pair of heels when she knows that she will be walking around the city the whole day then comes complaining “oh my feet hurt” while leaning on your shoulder for support.

 

10. The average Nairobi chic has poor fashion sense. Yes, a Nairobi chic thinks that tights are trousers, wears winter boots when its sunny and may even go as far as re-cycling her friends weave which is smelly.

Adapted from Nairobi Wire.

EXCLUSIVE: How the SUPREME COURT will rule on the Pre-Trial stage on RAILA’s petition

  In developed countries like the US  and Britain, whenever there is a critical ruling  affecting  issues of National Security or stability of their Government, the media plays a big role in cooling the tension by postulating possible scenarios of the Supreme Court  rulings before the actual day of the ruling.

We at the Kenyan DAILY TRUTH, are on record telling Kenyans that President-elect Uhuru Kenyatta will trounce Raila Odinga with close to a million votes- a thing which came to pass and became reality on March 9^th.

Now the exercise we carried examined all the six Supreme Court judges and postulated on how they are going to rule in the Pre-Trial stage of the Presidential petition.

The analysis is based on their previous rulings, psychological forensics and a study of individual ideological markers among many other parameters.

According to our research and analysis we came with the following facts.

The following judges will accept that the CORD petition can go ahead into full trial:

1.Willy Mutunga
2. Susanna Njoki Ndungu
3. Philip Tunoi
4. Dr Smokin Wanjala

The following judges will reject the CORD petition at the pre-trial stage:

1. Prof Jackton Ojwang

The following judges are of indeterminate persuasion. More data required to make projection:

1. Mohammed Ibrahim.

CORD secretly requesting IEBC to Rectify Their LIST of Nominations to Include RAILA and KALONZO...

CORD secretly requesting IEBC to Rectify Their LIST of Nominations to Include RAILA and KALONZO...

The CORD is currently engaging the IEBC in desperate measures to have their top organ leadership have their own to parliament and senate.

The three parties had jointly written to IEBC on march 15 requesting that they be allowed to re-open and “rectify " their list of nominees. 

The move could have opened window for possible nomination leaders such as Raila and Wetangula since Kalonzo's had been submitted by his party.

Sources close to the IEBC said that Raila and Kalonzo, who are CORD luminaries, sent their emissaries to the commission on Friday, requesting them to revise the list so as to include their names in the list of those who will be nominated in the Senate and the National Assembly.

IEBC officials have so far rejected the request saying it is against the Election Act 2011, to change the names of members that were presented to them in February.

Raila, who was vying for the Presidency on CORD alliance ticket and Kalonzo his running mate, were trounced by Jubilee Alliance led by Uhuru
Kenyatta and William Ruto, and are currently, looking for options that could make them relevant for the next five years.

If IEBC maintains its stand, Raila Odinga and Kalonzo Musyoka may become irrelevant in Kenya’s politics!

CORD secretly requesting IEBC to Rectify Their LIST of Nominations to Include RAILA and KALONZO...

CORD secretly requesting IEBC to Rectify Their LIST of Nominations to Include RAILA and KALONZO...

The CORD is currently engaging the IEBC in desperate measures to have their top organ leadership have their own to parliament and senate.

The three parties had jointly written to IEBC on march 15 requesting that they be allowed to re-open and “rectify " their list of nominees. 

The move could have opened window for possible nomination leaders such as Raila and Wetangula since Kalonzo's had been submitted by his party.

Sources close to the IEBC said that Raila and Kalonzo, who are CORD luminaries, sent their emissaries to the commission on Friday, requesting them to revise the list so as to include their names in the list of those who will be nominated in the Senate and the National Assembly.

IEBC officials have so far rejected the request saying it is against the Election Act 2011, to change the names of members that were presented to them in February.

Raila, who was vying for the Presidency on CORD alliance ticket and Kalonzo his running mate, were trounced by Jubilee Alliance led by Uhuru
Kenyatta and William Ruto, and are currently, looking for options that could make them relevant for the next five years.

If IEBC maintains its stand, Raila Odinga and Kalonzo Musyoka may become irrelevant in Kenya’s politics!

LIST of TOP KENYA CELEBS rumoured to be GAY or SEXUALLITY QUESTIONABLE ..

LIST of TOP KENYA CELEBS rumoured to be GAY or SEXUALLITY QUESTIONABLE ..

1. MAINA KAGENI-Always seen as a gay. Even though he has never accepted the rumours, has also never publicly denied the claim.

2. IAN MUGOYA—Also rumoured to be gay. On several occasions he has been caught in compromising situations with members of same sex. He has also always denied the rumours.

 

3. JIMMY GAIT— Claims that the rumour is spread by haters. Although he is known to be nice guy.

 

4. WILLY PAUL—Not gay but very scandalous gospel celebrity. Has been caught red handed on several occasions bonking loose girls in parties.

5. KAZ—Never shys away from exposing her body. Probably the first ever Female singer to have her naked photo all over the internet. Rumoured to be a lesbian.

6. SHEILA KWAMBOKA—Ever since big brother she has been reported to be doing a lot. Her case is an area still under investigation.

 

 

7. AVRIL— Known to be a lesbian. Until her naked photos went viral on social media she was very controversial. The photos showed her kissing and making love to a girl who to many thought was bad looking. To redeem herself, she has tried dating various male celebrity including JALANGO.

9. JEFF KOINANGE—Rumoured to be gay. However sources confirm that he is half straight half questionable.


BY STATING THEIR SEXUALITY QUESTIONABLE DOESNT NECESSARILY CONFIRM THE DOUBTS.

K24's Poached News Anchors For Wearing Mitumba High heel Shoes-- Sunday Nation Now Disses UHURU’S K24...

K24's Poached News Anchors For Wearing Mitumba High heel Shoes-- Sunday Nation Now Disses UHURU’S K24...

In what some interpreted as 'looking for a tweef', Sunday Nation yesterday published an article dissing K24's re-branding last week. In Screenshots section of Buzz magazine, writer Boniface Mwalii comes out with guns blazing to ridicule the president-elect's TV station.

The writer takes issue with the fact that almost the entire news crew was 'ripped from Citizen TV’s employee roster'. He then comes short of calling them cheap, by saying they were dressed in second hand shoes. 

However, Mwalii's bone of contention is the fact that the station poached everyone they wanted, but forgot to poach the one person they needed; the graphics guy. 

"Then it turns out the one guy they couldn’t poach was the only one they really needed to hire, that is, the graphics guy. I mean, think about it. How much does the graphics guy at Citizen have to be paid for K24 to opt to retain such crap graphics than to up his offer?" he writes.

That article has generated a lot of mixed reactions from readers.
NTV journalist Larry Madowo, who has been poached, re-poached and poached again, had this to say.

Not exactly a glowing review. But those (of us) who live in glass houses don't throw (too many) stones

Saddique Shaban wondered whether the writer had missed an opportunity (to get poached). He wrote,

This hurts. Smacks of a missed opportunity or sore grapes. 

Here are some thoughts from other readers.

Naona mmenza ka tweef na @K24Tv  - Manuel Ofishal

This was long over due #someonetell @K24Tv - Asin Yuri

Haha, hit below the belt on this one. Lmfao - Simon Swach

Why was there no such article when KTN raided ntv? - Aisha

Here's the full article.

The great American rock band Bon Jovi sang in their classic jam, “the more things change, the more they stay the same”.

Well, it appears someone at K24 was reading from this script when they promised ‘big’ changes in the rebranded station.

First, was it just me or did anyone else get the impression that the words “March 18th” had been preprogrammed into the zombified minds of the entire news crew?

It was as if that was the only thing they could remember from their ‘past lives’. If the aim was to ensure Kenyans never forget the said date, well, they succeeded alright. In more ways than one.

Beginning with the fact that more than half of the entire news crew was practically ripped from Citizen TV’s employee roster complete with their mitumba high heels and 2¾ piece suits.

It’s like watching an episode of 2 Broke Girls then instead of Max, they have Dr House being mean to Caroline all the time. There’s nothing really different about the outcome but you still feel cheated about it.

Then it turns out the one guy they couldn’t poach was the only one they really needed to hire, that is, the graphics guy. It was like going back in time to when VoK was labelled as futuristic.

I mean, think about it. How much does the graphics guy at Citizen have to be paid for K24 to opt to retain such crap graphics than to up his offer? Kids, this is where you consider re-evaluating your career choices.

And why in the name of Kronos was 9 o’clock news 30 minutes late on the day when everyone paid more attention to K24 than the sukuma wiki on their dinner plates? Was it so that they could show us their entire programme schedule for the next month? I guess it’s just as well.

The only glimmer of hope (pardon the irony) came when the lights went off as a reporter was telling us (for the 73rd time) how things were going at the official launch at the National Museum. You would think that for once KPLC would make good use of our taxes and replicate the same at the studio but alas, haven’t they always excelled at disappointing?

I guess at this point the only thing left to do is feign acceptance and live with our bad choices as a people for the rest of eternity. Or we could all just hang ourselves.

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