Prof ANYANG NYONG'O dumps RAILA’s ODM for Wiper, as MUTUTHO joins NARC

  Medical Services Minister Prof Anyang Nyong'o has dumped the Orange Democratic Movement (ODM) for Wiper Democratic Movement.

Nyong’o made the move on Friday evening after he was trounced by a newcomer in ODM Kisumu Senatorial nominations.

Nyongo, who is also the ODM Secretary General, said he made the move after sensing   election malpractices involved in ODM nominations in Kisumu County.

Sources close to the Wiper Party said the Minister will be officially received by Vice President Kalonzo Musyoka, who is Wiper party leader on Monday morning.

Nyong’o has also maintained that he will still campaign for Prime Minister Raila Odinga despite losing in the ODM nominations.

In other news, Ex-Naivasha MP John Mututho has officially dumped TNA for Charity Ngilu’s Narc.

Mututho said he joined Narc because it is the only party that has democracy but vowed to continue supporting Uhuru Kenyatta’s Presidential bid.

Dangers of electing UHURU and RUTO ….. A MUST READ for all KENYANS

By NGUNJIRI WAMBUGU

After my article last week where I tried to speak truth to power I got an interesting write-up from a friend, who asked me to use it as I will on condition of anonymity. Since they are not my thoughts I will walk us through the article as questions.

First, the primary responsibility of Kenya’s 4th President will be to improve the physical and economic security of Kenyan citizens, so ideally we should expect a better life after 2013.

However should the President be an ICC suspect there is a high possibility that he might not be in a position to honour this Presidential responsibility.

In fact all indications are that life in Kenya could get a lot more expensive, as opportunities get significantly limited. Let us look at some scenarios.

Diplomatically, the USA and the UK have already signalled from the highest levels of their governments, that they will not support a Kenyan President who is accused at the ICC.

It can be expected that the European Union will also take a similar position. On the other hand it is expected that China and Russia will support the government of the day, thus will block any UN Security Council measures for sanctions. However is this enough to buttress Kenya from the punishment of the international community?

So, is it possible that Kenya under an ICC suspect could end up looking like Zimbabwe, Sudan, Gaza, Libya, Iran or Cuba?

Is there a possibility that with an ICC accused as President, both he and his close allies in government could be denied visas to the US, EU and countries like Australia, New Zealand and South Korea? Would our President would only be able to attend international meetings under UN immunity?

Economically, is it possible that we will have no one willing to do business with Kenya as an investor, overseas? Is the scenario of our President and maybe even the Minister of Finance not being in a position to have meetings with the World

Bank, IMF and even commercial lenders plausible? What about the US and the EU who control the World Bank and IMF; is it possible that these institutions will decline to do business with Kenya?

What would happen to the Kenyan economy in such a situation-how do we deal with the ravages of oil price fluctuations, global recession, major drought or significant internal unrest?

It is possible that such a government will lead to an immediate increase in interest rates, the drying up of bank lending, high petrol and consumer good prices, and even reduced local investment? What happens to our already challenging unemployment situation; will we have some of those currently lucky enough to be employed, losing their jobs?

What about the great road rehabilitation and expansion program? If the construction industry dwindles as it bound to with the situation above, what will be the impact to related industries like cement, steel, paint and glass? What of those who provide labour for construction-are they back in the streets, or will they cross over into crime?

Socially, would donors continue with development aid programmes? When western donors suspended aid after the 2007-08 PEV, even international meetings could not be held in Kenya with our government officials. Would a diplomatic fall out in 2013 result in freezing of aid?

Does the Kenyan middleclass (that scoffs at aid), appreciate how it holds the country together? Do we understand that service government agencies and ministries including health and education rely on foreign aid to deliver their programs?

I understand that donors fund every significant public health initiative including immunization, maternal care, malaria prevention & treatment, HIV and gender violence management, so would an aid-freeze result in patients going untreated, babies and mothers, family resources being drained, etc? Would TB, cholera and typhoid become prevalent enough in to start affecting even the middle & upper classes?

Let us go a little further; with an ICC accused President, what happens to implementation of the Constitution? Is the great promise for equality under devolution really going to take-off?

What about tax revenues, will they shrink in such a slowing economy? Is there a possibility that the new governors campaigning very hard looking at empty bank accounts from March, with little hope of changing the circumstances?

Will we be able to sustain commissions that are guiding the political and social changes in the Constitution, or will they also grind to a halt as money dries up? Is the promise of a new Kenya facing the risk of being still born?

Maybe all this is likely; maybe the international community will relent in the unlikely event of an Uhuru victory at the polls.

However I look at Zimbambwe., and it looks quite clear what they will do. So my final question goes to Uhuru Kenyatta’s supporters; do you have answers to these questions? Are we ready to be wrong? Is it worth it?

Ngunjiri Wambugu- ODM Political Affairs Director

Mama IDA ODINGA permanently deletes her twitter account after SIAYA FIASCO

- Prime Minister Raila Odinga’s Wife Mama Ida Odinga has indefinitely closed her twitter account citing hostilities from Kenyans on Twitter (KOT).

According to sources close to the Premier’s wife, Mama Ida was unable to bear with insults posted on her twitter account, forcing her to close it indefinitely.

Kenyans on Twitter on Friday evening ranted on the poor PM’s wife, accusing her and her husband of interfering in Kisumu, Siaya and HomaBay counties’ Orange Democratic Movement (ODM) nominations.

The social media went frenzy on Friday evening after Dr Oburu was announced the ODM Siaya County Governor despite losing to William Oduol.

ODM National Elections Board chairman Franklin Bett immediately reversed Oburu’s nomination and on Saturday afternoon announced that William Oduol is the Kisumu County ODM gubernatorial aspirant.

REACTIONS FROM SÖME KNOWN KENYANS IN THE AWAKE OF A PROBABLE GOVERNORSHIP OF WAITITU

 

REACTIONS FROM SÖME KNOWN KENYANS IN THE AWAKE OF A PROBABLE GOVERNORSHIP OF WAITITU

JUDGE IAN MBUGUA:

Waititu trounces Mbaru??? Are voters serious??? Governor is too important a post to give a questionable politician! Yes, I've said it!

Civic education is so important! The electorate need to know which positions are political and which are for technocrats


BONIFACE MWANGI(journalist,human rights activist) :-

Governor Ferdinand Waititu. Nairobi voters make sure that doesn't become our disturbing reality on March 5th


RAMAH NYANG(journalist CCTV)

If Waititu, couldn't account for over half of CDF funds allocated to his constituency, how will he manage billions?


PETER OPONDO(journalist)

Waititu v Kidero for Nairobi governor? Kidero will get votes on twitter/fb, Waititu mashinani...pray for Nairobi so a miracle can happen!

We pia unaeza toa yako.

Man City boss warns Kompany over TACKLES.

  Manchester City manager Roberto Mancini has urged his captain Vincent Kompany to ‘pay more attention’ when tackling.

The Belgian international was red carded after his challenge on Arsenal midfielder Jack Wilshere did not go down well with referee Mike Dean.

 "He's a defender. Sometimes when the defender is under pressure he can do a bad tackle but I think he needs to pay more attention, because this has happened two times.

"We can have a problem if we have another situation like this. I spoke with Vinny and told him to have more attention on his tackles."

The Champions however held to win 2-0 against Arsenal at Emirates who also had defender Laurent Koscielny sent off after 10 minutes.

However, the red card has since been rescinded after City lodged an appeal with the Football Association, meaning Kompany is available for Saturday's visit of Fulham.

SHAME: MARY WAMBUI rigs TNA Othaya parliamentary NOMINATIONS

Business woman and political activist Mary Wambui has rigged the Othaya parliamentary seat and attained The National Alliance (TNA) party ticket, DAILY POST can now report.

Mary Wambui garnered 13,050 against Stephen Mugambi's 10,080.

Our moles in Othaya, told us that Wambui who is rich and wealthy brought her employees to mane the TNA nominations where they performed all kinds of election malpractices to ensure that she wins the nominations.

Wambui, who is rumoured to be the second wife of President Kibaki, has over 1500 employees in her holdings and she ferried them to Othaya to mane and participate in the Othaya parliamentary nominations.

Among the companies where employees were ferried are Symphony Kenya Ltd, DMK and employees from her flowers farms.

Source:Daily Post

ODM SHOCKERS!!! JAKOYO MIDIWO, ANYANG NYONG’O, OBURU OGINGA and KAJWANG ….. all THROWN OUT!

- Word reaching our news desk indicates that outgoing Gem MP Jakoyo Midiwo, Medical Services Minister Prof Anyang Nyong’o, Finance Assistant Minister Dr Oburu Oginga, and Immigration Minister Otieno Kajwang have all lost in the ongoing Orange Democratic Movement (ODM) party primaries.

Jakoyo, who is also the ODM Chief Whip, lost his Gem parliamentary seat to Elisha Odhiambo while Nyong’o lost Kisumu County Senate race to Pastor George Weda, Mr James Ochola Ogoda and Mr Maxwell Otieno Odongo who have immense support and have already taken the lakeside county by storm.

Dr Oburu Oginga lost the Siaya County gubernatorial seat to Mr William Oduol who has already won the seat by a landslide.

Unconfirmed reports also say outgoing Mbita MP Otieno Kajwang has also lost the Homa Bay senate seat on an ODM ticket.

Reports indicate that Kajwang has lost the seat to Hillary Alila who has trounced him with a wide margin.

If the four lose the seats, it will be a big blow to the Prime Minister Raila Odinga’s Presidential bid since the four are his close foot soldiers.

Liverpool striker SUAREZ admits to DIVING.

Liverpool’s Uruguay striker Luis Suarez has confessed to have dived to win a penalty in a past Premier League match.

The talented attacker, who is not new to controversy, was heavily criticised for the incident earlier this season although he regrets taking the dive at Anfield. 

Suarez told Fox Sports Argentina: "Football is like that. Sometimes you do things on the field that later you think 'why the hell did I do that?' 

"I was accused of falling inside the box in a match, and it's true I did it that time because we were drawing against Stoke at home and we needed anything to win it. 

"But after that everybody jumped out to talk – the Stoke coach, and the Everton coach... I understood that the name Suarez sells [papers]." 

This candid confession will sure land him in trouble especially from Liverpool manager Brendan Rodgers who is on record saying that ‘diving’ is unacceptable and has always defended Suarez whenever he’s accused of doing so.

A MUST READ! 3 things to do before Jesus RETURNS

“We have never been closer to Christ’s return than we are right now. There’s no generation that’s been closer to his return than this generation.”

- By Pastor Greg Laurie

As the world anticipated a final closing to life on December 21, 2012, many were left wondering what to do to prepare for the imminent return of Jesus Christ. Fortunately, Pastor Greg Laurie, of Harvest Church in Riverside, California, provided some insight as to what Christians need to do prior to Jesus’ return. 

View Pastor Laurie’s advice below:

1. Be Alert and Ready To Go 
Believers must be alert, watching for him, as Luke 12:37 suggests, Pastor Laurie said. “We have never been closer to Christ’s return than we are right now. There’s no generation that’s been closer to his return than this generation.” Believers also need to be ready to go, Pastor Laurie said. “Have your bags packed, and your comfortable shoes on.” In other words, “be engaged in activities you won’t be ashamed of when He comes,” he explained.

2. Live a Godly Life
“It’s a good thing to ask yourself… this place that I’m about to go, this thing that I’m about to do… would I be embarrassed or ashamed to be doing such a thing if Jesus were to come back. If the answer is, ‘yes,’ then don’t do it. If you can’t pray over your plans for the evening, don’t do those things,” Pastor Laurie said. Believers should live godly lives knowing Jesus is returning, Pastor Laurie said.

He cited Romans 13:11-13, “And do this, understanding the present time: The hour has already come for you to wake up from your slumber, because our salvation is nearer now than when we first believed. The night is nearly over; the day is almost here. So let us put aside the deeds of darkness and put on the armor of light. Let us behave decently, as in the daytime, not in carousing and drunkenness, not in sexual immorality and debauchery, not in dissension and jealousy.”

Pastor Laurie added that a believer must also not be “competing” with others, referring to the desire to prevail over other people, to want the highest prestige, the most recognition or prominence.

3. Stay Away from Immortality
Now is not the time to party and drink, Pastor Laurie suggested. Instead of being drunk on wine or spirits, believers must remain under the influence of the Holy Spirit, he said. Stay away from immorality, he added. Pre- or extra-marital sex is a sin against God; He is not okay with it, as some might think. “Looking up p*rnography is like throwing gasoline on a fire,” Pastor Laurie warned. “You don’t beat lust, you starve it.”

Conclusion:
Pastor Laurie concluded stating that he doesn’t know when the world will end. “But maybe the end of your world is closer to the end of the world,” he told the audience, asking, “Are you ready to meet God?”

Source: All Christian News

I AM ADDICTED TO SEX....I NEED HELP

 I AM ADDICTED TO SEX....I NEED HELP

Dear Daily Truth

I am a 22 years girl in a local polytechnic.

I am so much addicted to sex that I can sleep with more than 6 men in a day.

The problem is that, my parents had heard about my behavior and since last week they have been monitoring my movements.

Now I am really disturbed because I feel that I'm lacking something. I have my young brother of 17 years who is ready to help me.

Should I allow him to taste my  pussy??

Because I think that is the only option.

Please Advice me. You can share my Id I desperately need help.

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Help!!! I have fallen IN LOVE with MY COUSIN' -Confused Girl

Please, I need your readers’ candid advice on this issue. 

I met this really hot guy in a chat group and we hit it off immediately. He wanted a relationship but we couldn't have one because of the distance. He lives in New York and I, Kenya. We kept in touch though. He was in Kenya recently and we met briefly. He was everything I wanted in a guy. He's a god literally.

Imagine my horror when I walked into my dad's family house and saw him sitting with my grandma and my dad. The look on his face was indescribable when my dad introduced me as his daughter. We had not met earlier because my dad stopped talking to his elder sister (his mum) way before they got married over some stupid mistake my aunt made.

Apparently, he came back to settle the dispute between the family members. Now, he says he's in love with me. We were always together throughout our stay in the country home (our parents think it's the same bond his mum and my dad shared when they were younger that extended to us). 

How do I tell my family that I have been intimate with my cousin and that I'm in love with him? God knows I have done my best to forget about him but it's just not working. I think about him all the time and he's having the same problem! How do I let go of the only guy I have ever loved? I'm so confused!

W.O.N.D.E.R: Man bonds with Crocodile (PHOTO)

Deep in the Costa Rican jungle, a fisherman named Chito discovered a crocodile that had been shot in the eye by a cattle farmer and left to die. Chito was able to drag the massive reptile into his boat and brought him to his home, where he stayed by his side for months, nursing him back to health. He named the crocodile Pocho. “I stayed by Pocho’s side while he was ill, sleeping next to him at night

He and Chito play, wrestle and hug on a daily basis. That bond, Chito said, took years to forge.

PHOTOs from a Gay Wedding

Take a look at some of the pictures from a recent gay wedding ceremony....

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BRITAIN senses an UHURU/RUTO WIN and start threatening Kenyans - after their candidate FLOPS

  The British government has sensed an Uhuru and Ruto win in the March 4^th poll and has started threatening Kenyans with diplomatic sanctions.

On Tuesday, Britain’s envoy to Kenya Christian Turner said his country may not have contact with International Criminal Court (ICC) suspects should they ascend to power after March 4 elections.

“Whether or not the position would be for a win, we will cross that bridge when we get there. The position of my government and others is that we don’t get in contact with the ICC indictees unless it is essential. But it is not a policy specific to Kenya but it is a global policy and we have discussed it here with the leaders,” Turner said.

Turner said Kenyans are free to elect the leaders they want, but his government shall support the ICC process and observe the Rome Statutes on the ICC suspects should they win.

Sources close to the envoy said they have sensed an Uhuru –Ruto win, a major reason   for threatening Kenyans with diplomatic sanctions.

Britain’s preferred Presidential candidate is Prime Minister Raila Odinga.

-DAILY POST

BRITAIN senses an UHURU/RUTO WIN and start threatening Kenyans - after their candidate FLOPS

  The British government has sensed an Uhuru and Ruto win in the March 4^th poll and has started threatening Kenyans with diplomatic sanctions.

On Tuesday, Britain’s envoy to Kenya Christian Turner said his country may not have contact with International Criminal Court (ICC) suspects should they ascend to power after March 4 elections.

“Whether or not the position would be for a win, we will cross that bridge when we get there. The position of my government and others is that we don’t get in contact with the ICC indictees unless it is essential. But it is not a policy specific to Kenya but it is a global policy and we have discussed it here with the leaders,” Turner said.

Turner said Kenyans are free to elect the leaders they want, but his government shall support the ICC process and observe the Rome Statutes on the ICC suspects should they win.

Sources close to the envoy said they have sensed an Uhuru –Ruto win, a major reason   for threatening Kenyans with diplomatic sanctions.

Britain’s preferred Presidential candidate is Prime Minister Raila Odinga.

Kenya risks of being ISOLATED by US and BRITAIN if they elect UHURU/ RUTO

From the financial times

Swathed in coalition colors of red and yellow, supporters sounded their klaxons for Uhuru Kenyatta, a Kenyan politician indicted for crimes against humanity, as he launched his controversial bid for president.

The views of some of his supporters at the packed weekend rally reinforce fears that the March 4 presidential polls could destabilize and isolate east Africa’s biggest economy. Kenya is a key ally in international efforts to maintain security in the region.

“These elections are a referendum between the Kikuyu and the ICC,” cried 35-year-old unemployed Bernard Kinuthia, wearing a red top in support of Kenyatta.

He was referring to Kenya’s largest ethnic group, of which Kenyatta is a member, and the International Criminal Court in The Hague, where Kenyatta is wanted on charges related to his role in post-election ethnic violence six years ago.

In 2007, more than 1,100 people were killed in Kenya after the results of the presidential election were announced. Mwai Kibaki was sworn in as president, but peace brokers later negotiated a coalition government that installed his rival, Raila Odinga, as prime minister.

As Kibaki prepares to step down after two terms in office, Odinga will face Kenyatta, the son of Kenya’s founding president and one of the country’s richest men, in the March polls.

The immediate fear is that violence similar to that which exploded after the 2007 polls will reoccur. Down the line, should Kenyatta win and subsequently refuse to cooperate with the ICC, Kenya risks international condemnation and targeted sanctions, according to diplomats. These could hit the economy, which has been forecast to grow at 5 percent this year if the polls are peaceful, but at 3 percent, according to the World Bank, if violence erupts.

For the west, a violent election or one that returns two ICC-indicted candidates to power — Kenyatta’s running mate, William Ruto, has also been ordered to stand trial in The Hague — threatens its influence over a critical economic, diplomatic and military ally.

Organizations including Google and U.N. agencies have based their Africa headquarters in Nairobi. Kenya is a training ground for up to 10,000 British soldiers a year and a military base for the United States. It is a focus point for efforts to combat the Islamist jihadi threat along the east African coast.

“Any breakdown of the electoral process and political order in Kenya would . . . have major economic consequences in the region and jeopardize other U.S. objectives,” said Joel Barkan, a Kenya expert, in a report this month for the Council on Foreign Relations, a U.S. think-tank.

“Two major U.S. foreign policy goals in the region — preventing Somalia from becoming a safe haven for terrorists and nurturing peace between Sudan and South Sudan — could be compromised,” Barkan said.

Hillary Rodham Clinton, the outgoing U.S. secretary of state, and Kofi Annan, the former U.N. secretary general who in 2008 helped negotiate an end to violence in Kenya, have voiced concern at the prospect of the country being led by ICC indictees. Kenyatta dismisses the ICC case as “a campaign tool” against him and Ruto.

Odinga regularly tops opinion polls. Kenyatta’s alliance, the TNA, is nevertheless confident it can win, thanks to support from his Kikuyu base. About 43 percent of 14.3 million registered voters are automatically aligned in favor of Kenyatta’s Jubilee Alliance by dint of ethnicity, campaign manager Njee Muturi said.

“There’s no doubt [the electorate] will vote on a tribal line,” Muturi told the Financial Times above the cheering crowd that filled up the grassy banks of Uhuru Park in central Nairobi. Supporters chanted “My DNA is TNA,” reinforcing his point.

Muturi contends that the unlikely coalition — whose kingpins Kenyatta and Ruto, a Kalenjin, were formerly bitter rivals — is the best chance for delivering peace. He believes it can woo enough floating voters to secure victory.

“The hot spots of violence [in 2008] were between the Kikuyu and the Kalenjin, and this time we are together — the coalition was founded because of peace,” he said.

Andrew Kariuki, whose brother was killed in post-election violence for marrying a Kalenjin, agrees.

“I am born in between two tribes,” said 31-year-old Kariuki of his Kikuyu father and Kalenjin mother, wearing a yellow flag in his hair and a red top to symbolize support for both factions. “It’s terrible, too painful. We want these two tribes to unite. These two guys [Kenyatta and Ruto] will unite Kenya.”

Financial Times

REVEALED: UHURU/RUTO paid Sh200-500 per person for Saturday’s Uhuru Park RALLY.

  The Kenyan DAILY TRUTH  has learnt that Jubilee alliance paid between Sh 200-500 per person for people to attend the Jubilee rally on Saturday last week at Uhuru Park grounds.

Several buses and Matatu operators were hired to ferry people from different parts of the city as well as from areas adjacent to the city to make sure Uhuru Park was filled to the brim.

Sources say Embakasi MP Ferdinand Waititu, Nairobi governor aspirant Jimnah Mbaru and Makadara MP Mike Sonko are the ones who financed the logistics of Uhuru Park rally which amounted to millions of shillings.

The three leaders had vowed to prove to those who do not believe Jubilee coalition’s claim that it is most popular political outfit in Nairobi! 

The Jubilee coalition is associated with Deputy Prime Minister Uhuru Kenyatta and Eldoret North MP William Ruto.

LETTER TO MADAM KINGWA KAMENCHU

                                                     Here is the letter Courtesy of Nairobi ExposedGreetings,Baby Girl...
When I first heard that You were vying for the Presidency,I was elated. I watched You on T.V announcing Ua candidature,sor ­rounded by a team that looked like Mechanics in Kirinyaga Road. You took a whole hour,blabbering ­ and jabbering like a hungry piglet AND then YOU CRIED.
I DON'T know what motivated Ua tears. That is NOT important for now. MY PROBLEM is that Ua style crying was worse than the Problems Kenya is facing today!
After launching ua campaign,You then disappeared to God-knows-Where ­,only to appear again 6 months later.
Madam,
.The Presidency is the HIGHEST office in the LAND. Are You aware of that??? Not every puppy can be President.You need to realize that The Office is HIGHER than Ua heels,darling.
.The fact that You were SONU vice-president at UON doesnt mean YOU CAN BE PRESIDENT. At SONU,You probably spent your whole term drunk, organizing riots and distributing leaflets to naked students who were in the middle of sexual positions!
.You were telling Us to quit wearing Underwears. REALLY??? So,the Country is grappling with insecurity,Alsh ­abaab,Hunger andJoblesness AND YOU are MORE concerned about the welfare of pussies and dicks??? B*TCH,GROW UP!
.You said You wanted to fix Kenya's Economy. How about fixing Ua the loose nuts in Your head first???
.You said You are searching for a hubby! AND that He should BE ready to take YOUR last name. Bitch pleeeze,how about he takesYOUR last name AND THEN He takes You for a mental checkup??
.I saw U facebook update,complain ­ing about how Nairobi Men wont STOP staring atUa ass! Hey,DONT FLATTER YOURSELF! They are just wondering why God didnt just give You a brain as big as that Ass!
.Talking of Ass,A WHOLE PRESIDENTIAL candidate walking around showing off her ass? Youshould be showing off YOUR manifesto!
.You took Your Birthday Party to Secrets Lounge club around Koinange Street. And am told ONLY 16 People were present! Wow,And U want to get 1 million people voting for You! You cant even get 100 people attending Your Bash!
.AND who were those 16 people??? Secrets Lounge Employees???
.Heard that You want to create job opportunities for the youth! Really??Why don't U start by creating a job opportunity for YOURSELF,Baibe? ­??

.Shout Out to the guy who does your make-up! You should let him do your speeches too!
.I heard You complain that Synovate-Infotr ­ack opinion polls are unfair to You. U said that they never consult your supporters! NO,DARLING! You DONT have supporters,YOU HAVE BEST FRIENDS!
.Am told You are still in the race! Wow! And that You want to meet donors at a hotel in town. Well,I hope they are BRAIN donors!!
Girl,
It is women like You who are making it IMPOSSIBLE for Women leaders to be respected in Kenya! Women like Martha Karua,Wangari Maathai,Charity ­ Ngilu,Nyiva Mwendwa and Mama Ngina Kenyatta have always carried themselves with great decorum,strict discipline,deep ­ self-respect and much honor.
KENYA IS READY FOR WOMEN LEADERS. BUT NOT READY FOR YOU!!

STYLE UP OR GO HOME!!!LETTER TO MADAM KINGWA KAMENCHU

MIGUNA MIGUNA to release an EXPLOSIVE memoir on February 16

  Former Prime Minister Raila Odinga’s Coalition Affairs adviser, Miguna Miguna, is set to release another explosive memoir on February 16.

The book according to Miguna will be titled Kidneys for the King: De-forming the Status Quo in Kenya and will be launched at the Panafric Hotel in Nairobi.

According to the brilliant author, the book will give an incisive analysis on presidential aspirants and their track records both in private and public service. The 300 page book will cost Sh 2,000.

He also said, like his earlier book Peeling Back the Mask: A Quest for Justice in Kenya which sent shockwaves to ODM supporters and Raila Odinga, the book will give detailed accounts based on personal observations, experiences, discussions and analysis of past and current political situation in Kenya.

In the book Peeling Back the Mask, the Osgoode’s law scholar displayed the PM as “a corruption god” who helped his close advisors to loot billions of public funds.

Top 10 types of WOMEN to AVOID DATING

If you find that the women you date always turn out to be annoying or weird in some way, maybe you’re just choosing the wrong type of woman. Although dating is not about putting people into categories, there are some personalities that just make a guy want to turn and run. If you steer clear of these 10 types of women, you’ll avoid some major headaches in the future.

1. The Chatterbox
This is the woman who never shuts up, barely stopping to breathe. Seemingly only concerned about what is going on in her life, she always has to make a comment about everything and dominates conversations.

2. The Desperate Chick
This type of woman will seem fantastic at first, until she starts talking about your wedding location, how many kids she wants and the name of your future dog–right after the first date! When a woman advances WAY faster than normal, watch out. She NEEDS a man so bad that she’s willing to put anybody in that slot, even the homeless guy on the corner.

3. The Overly-Critical Woman
Anything you do for this type of woman is simply not good enough. Nothing seems to work unless it is done according to her standards. Anything that is said by anyone will be quickly taken out of context to become some sort of insult or some reason to wage war against the world. This type of woman has plenty of emotional baggage and will make you an angry and bitter person as there will be nothing but misery with her.

4. The Bimbo
This type of woman can’t obtain a basic grade but has managed to secure a PhD in the science of the bedroom. This is an intellectually challenged woman who looks great but, in all honesty, shouldn’t open her mouth. Her skills are unquestionably only rooted in the physical realm and unless you’re just after one-night stands, you do not want to bring a stupid girl home to meet Mom and Dad.

5. The High Maintenance Chick
If this type of woman breaks a nail, she expects you to drop everything you’re doing to drive her to the salon immediately. Her daddy always told her she was a princess and she expects to be treated like one at all times. She has expensive taste and expects you to shower her with only the best things and take her out to posh places on a regular basis.

6. The Clingy Girl
This woman is a nuisance who can’t go anywhere or do anything without the company of her man. She’ll adopt your interests, calls 20 times a day and fly off the handle anytime she’s not around to monitor your behavior. This type of woman will smother any chance of you missing her by insisting that you spend every waking moment with her, refusing to let you go out with the boys or spend any significant amount of time with anyone else.

7. The Baby’s Mama
This woman has a great physique, great personality and her toes are pretty too! There’s only one problem–she’s got a pretty large amount of children with assorted “baby-daddy’s”, and when women like this get desperate, any and every guy has the potential to be “daddy.” This woman got knocked up by somebody that she was supposedly in love with, and not only is she a bad judge of character, she’s GROSSLY irresponsible. The same guys that are “jerks” now are the same guys she once thought the world of and had unprotected s*x with.

8. The Gold Digger
The Gold-Digger will compliment you on your expensive watch, ask you what kind of car you drive, what you do for a living, where you live and so on. Like the high maintenance woman, the Gold Digger is basically looking for a sugar daddy, she’ll size you up within the first five minutes and drop you just as quickly if your cash flow runs out and you can’t take her shopping anymore. These types of women will just suck your wallet dry and leave you emasculated. Fortunately,you can usually see this type coming from a mile away.

9. The Club Girl
Club girls are nothing more than fantasy women who have been practically living in bars and clubs since they hit the legal drinking age. They have beautiful faces with full lips, big doe eyes, great legs, and all the curves you could ever ask for. The problem in dating these women is that they love to wear clothes that show off their great assets not just to you, but to every Tom, man-hood and Harry on the street. A woman like this maybe carefree and wild; however, once you take a closer look, you’ll realize that her entire life is a party and most nights will end with her puking in your car.

10. The Feminist
This type of woman can never be pleased by a man and she believes that men are the cause of all the pains and suffering of society. It is her strong belief that women are much more intelligent than men and are capable of doing things “the right way”. You don’t want to waste any time with this type of woman because anything that you do will always be negative to her

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Categories of Kenyan LADIES available for MARRIAGE (part 2)

Undoubtedly, what I thought about marriage one or two years ago, has been realigned with reality; namely women will drink, scr*w around and will hardly settle in a conforming marriage so better start dealing with it.

The traditional school teacher or nurse who was recommended for men of my tribe are no longer the most viable as they are among the most tough headed nowadays.

4.    Average but nagging

The most average looking woman is normally trouble. You can find a woman who by looks merits just above average and tolerably acceptable for marriage, but she can be whiny.

This is the woman who is notorious for curfews. She will hate your friends, will possibly fall out with your sister, abuse your mother and might refuse to serve your older brother a warm meal.

Average women have this thing of overrating their looks, their intelligence and their tastes. Look at the bunch of plastic things making noisy in  Galitos or Steers. They suck, really bad. They will order Snap(or whatever it is called), instead of Kingfisher, will claim to be having cravings for Pizza or the KFC chicken.

What were they craving for a year ago before KFC set foot in town?

If we must guard our environment let us first rid the city its many plastic women and the odd phoney men.

But they make good wives when they decide to pretend and the standard looks makes them quite presentable to peers.

5. Average or beautiful boring

These ones belong mostly to the church or are of the melancholic or phlegmatic temperament. They are mostly quiet, will never make any noise even if you cheated on her. They offer no challenge whatsoever.

Will cook and eat what you always wish for and will be a perfect house keeper.

Men hate boring women. This lot have a habit of letting it go after the first kid and will be incredibly fat by the second child and only 34. But they are a good bargain for men who often prefers their moments in solitude. I strongly favour this category because they don’t have too much drama…Yet again!

Here is part 1 if you missed it.

Anyway, I will wait. May be God will send me an angel. May be not. But I will still listen to my R&B, hope I will stumble upon the few remaining women. In the meantime, lemme be listening to Antony David and India Arie’s Words, which momentarily is my best number.