UHURU KENYATTA trolled badly by Kenyans online….Usiseme UHURU, Sema Landlord.
- Following the Presidential debate held on Monday
evening, the land question popped up and Uhuru Kenyatta who could not mention how
much land he owns.
Romour has it that Uhuru owns a big
chunk of Kenya’s land an allegation only Martha Karua could point out. After
Uhuru however admitted to owning 30,000 acres at Taita Taveta, the social media
was abuzz with Kenyans indicating that he is the landlord of basically all
Kenyans.
Check out what Kenyans had to say on
the same:
Uhuru is allowed to beat around the bush,he owns the
bush
Uhuru owns the land in shamba la wanyama
Apparently Uhuru owns so much land he is everyone's neighbour
Uhuru was advised not to mention how much land they own since the sign language guy wouldn't be able to show that in signs
Ati the only land on Uhuru's mind is landslide victory on Monday.
Uhuru even owns that land in Land Rover and Land Cruiser.
Please dont take Uhuru to the Hague...he'll steal all the LAND and leave it as The Nether....s"
Even the land that Moses was told by God to remove his shoes cz he was stepping on holy land is Uhuru's."
Uduak: uhuru kenyatta is it true that you own that land between a rock and a hard place?"
Uhuru owns so much land, when you land in trouble you are on his property
Joe Ageyo: How much land do you own? Uhuru: First and foremost, you are standing on my land!
Uhuru also owns the Spacious Land btn Ole Kiyapi's teeth.
Uhuru owns Shamba la Wanyama, the Promised Land and the weekend plot.
If Uhuru is to chair the land commission we'll only have the commission left by the time he leaves
Uhuru probably has warning signs on his land saying "Beware, land mine!"
Even if Uhuru sells his Taita Taveta land at Kshs 1 per acre, its still expensive than the 22k champagne
Susan Tujuane from #SouthC should help Uhuru in fencing all that land .. Damn you people
Uhuru owns Eng- Land.
Everytime pilots ask for permision to Land, guess who's at the end of the line? Yap U guessed Uhuru
Uhuru owns the land in shamba la wanyama
Apparently Uhuru owns so much land he is everyone's neighbour
Uhuru was advised not to mention how much land they own since the sign language guy wouldn't be able to show that in signs
Ati the only land on Uhuru's mind is landslide victory on Monday.
Uhuru even owns that land in Land Rover and Land Cruiser.
Please dont take Uhuru to the Hague...he'll steal all the LAND and leave it as The Nether....s"
Even the land that Moses was told by God to remove his shoes cz he was stepping on holy land is Uhuru's."
Uduak: uhuru kenyatta is it true that you own that land between a rock and a hard place?"
Uhuru owns so much land, when you land in trouble you are on his property
Joe Ageyo: How much land do you own? Uhuru: First and foremost, you are standing on my land!
Uhuru also owns the Spacious Land btn Ole Kiyapi's teeth.
Uhuru owns Shamba la Wanyama, the Promised Land and the weekend plot.
If Uhuru is to chair the land commission we'll only have the commission left by the time he leaves
Uhuru probably has warning signs on his land saying "Beware, land mine!"
Even if Uhuru sells his Taita Taveta land at Kshs 1 per acre, its still expensive than the 22k champagne
Susan Tujuane from #SouthC should help Uhuru in fencing all that land .. Damn you people
Uhuru owns Eng- Land.
Everytime pilots ask for permision to Land, guess who's at the end of the line? Yap U guessed Uhuru
Mkikasirisha Uhuru auze land yake itabidi tumehama
Uduak: Uhuru, Whats your comment about Land? Uhuru: To be honest, HomeLAND is an awesome series." Haha...lol.
Tukiimba anthem..bless this our LAND and nation.. chances are ni hio ya uhuru
Can u stop this Talk of #Uhuru and Land.........4 christ sake the guy is called #Kenya_tta he is the landlord period.
Usisemme Uhuru, Sema Landlord.
Uhuru doesn't sing 'and our home land of kenya' in the national anthem. He sings 'and my home land of kenya'
Mwalimu Dida has arrived in a chooper. The C is silent.
Apparently Dida is being hugged and kissed by all his 17 wives. One at a time. This will take all night
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