KENYAN MEN BEWARE: UNMASKING The UGANDAN WOMAN

KENYAN MEN BEWARE: UNMASKING The UGANDAN WOMAN

Uganda is fast becoming a metropolitan country. Kampala is full of people from various countries thanks to Makerere university and now that East African companies are flooding the market, professionals are now also flocking the city. The interesting facet is that of all the East African residents in Kampala, its only the Kenyan men who chase Ugandan women; Tanzanians stick to their own as the Rwandese and Burundi . This is most fascinating as it does say something about the Kenyan women, as even Ugandan men shun them after enjoying them in their first year of university.

There is no doubt that our Ugandan women are fascinating as even white men can never get enough of them but a lot of hidden dangers lay with these women than many men, especially Kenyan, only find out when it’s too late. I heard a Kenyan guy complaining over the weekend and thought it best to warn others who might be tempted by our voluptuous women.

Big Butt Ain’t Nothing But Big Stress

The first point of attraction to our women is their enormously shaped behind. Kenyan men are not used to such women so they instantly go wild upon seeing our women strutting around with balloons attached to their ends…please note that it’s not as a result of fat but genetic features inscribed particularly to our women. The curiosity and fascination soon leads to temptation then experimentation and end in vexation because the bigger the butt the bigger the drama my brother.

Mattress Killers

It is no secret that Ugandan women squirt upon climax. This has always fascinated Kenyan men and the glee upon discovering this unique feature is often evident. At first it is intriguing and they want to try more and more but after a while they realize the repercussions of this ‘gift’ when they have to keep replacing mattresses. After sex, one has to strip the bed f the sheets then place the mattress out to dry- this is often a telltale sign of a good romp- but one can only do this for so long and good mattresses don’t come cheap. So unless you buy a liner to protect your mattress, which is also not cheap, your enjoyment of squirting shall become a very expensive delight.

Easy To Get Hard To Get Away From

It is very easy to nail a Ugandan chick, especially if she thinks you have money. She will surrender her goodies to extract goodies from you and she will stop at nothing to do so. You will get ‘please call me’ texts every five minutes and when those expire missed calls every two minutes. Even at 1am she will give you missed calls…they never airtime somehow. If you have a wife, you are finished my brother as they shall demand to know who keeps calling you or texting at odd hours. If she knows where you live she will come daily and ‘move in’ with you…so just remember the easier to land the harder to go.

Dead Relatives

Our women love money. They need to dress well, smell well and buy new hairs for themselves…none of this is cheap. Because they have pride and don’t want to seem like beggars, they find other ways, creative ways, to extract money from men- especially foreign men who don’t know them. It starts with the death of an uncle and the imperative need to travel to the village at a time where money is ‘scarce’. Then if the bastard falls for it more relatives follow and more and more. Of course one cannot challenge them as you shall seem insensitive and of course she will give you good sex hours before breaking the news but once you find out you were played for a fool its too late because you’ll only discover it when she plays the same trick on some other guy using the same newly resurrected relatives. 

Feathers Of Your Bird

Now our women have a rule “If you want to be with me you must impress my friends first”, so even if you meet her on her own and you ask her for her number…the day you want to take her out she will come with not one but four friends. This often shocks Kenyan men as they expect one person to enter the car (you must pick up a Ugandan chick not expect her to make her way there) but sees five silhouettes approaching him. We learnt this about them and developed a way to beat their game…of course I shall share:

1. Call her and tell her you have something urgent to talk about that is upsetting you

2. Do not mention the word food or drinks

3. When she enters your car make sure she doesn’t have her phone

4. Drive away as fast as you can to the club or restaurant

This is the only way to make sure her pals don’t come to leech on your time and

 money…otherwise you shall be left with a hefty bill and not even a kiss goodnight.

So before you jump on a Ugandan chick best be sure that you are ready for the consequences that follow.

 MIKE SONKO is dating RACHAEL SHEBESH??.....LOOK at this SHOCKING development

  Romour has it that former MPs Mike Mbuvi and Rachael Shebesh, who are members of The National Alliance (TNA) party, are more than political allies.

Credible sources said Sonko and Shebesh, who have been campaigning as a package in the Nairobi County, retire to the same house and even share rooms whenever they are in far flung areas.

Their supporters say the two, both married, are almost coming to declare that they are not just political allies but an item going by their behavior in recent times.

Also, a source from Nakuru said that there is a time when Sonko and Shebesh booked the same room at wee hours of the night at a popular Nakuru resort.

“They looked tipsy and were in each other arms, they requested the hotel security to guard them until they check out the next morning,” said the source.

The guards hoping to get kitu kidogo the next morning did not leave until midday only for the ‘two lovers” to drive off in tinted cars.

Sonko is eyeing the Nairobi Senate Seat while Shebesh is vying for the Nairobi women representative seat on a TNA ticket.

9 reasons why you should always have S*X

Improves cardiovascular health A recent study says that men who have s*x more than twice a week, have a lesser risk of getting a heart attack, than men who had s*x less than once a month.

Increases immunity Regular lovemaking increases the level of the immune-boosting antibody immunoglobulin A (IgA), which in turn makes your body stronger against illnesses like the common cold and fever.

Reduces stress Stressed out with work or family problems? Don't let it affect your performance in the bedroom. Not only will having s*x improve your mood, but a study has also proven that folks, who indulge in regular bedroom activities can handle stress better and are happier people.

Relieves pain If you're using a headache as an excuse to not make love, stop doing that. Have s*x instead, because, when you're about to have an orgasm, the level of the hormone oxytocin increases by five times. This endorphin actually reduces aches and pains.

Promotes longevity When one has an orgasm, a hormone called dehydroepiandrosterone is released. This improves immunity, repairs tissue and keeps the skin healthy. Men, who have at least two orgasms a week, live longer than men who have s*x just once every few weeks.

Increases blood circulation Because your heart rate increases when you have s*x, fresh blood is supplied to your organs and cells. While used blood is removed, the body also expels toxins and other materials that cause you to feel tired.

You sleep better The sleep that you get just after you've made love will be much more relaxed. Getting a good night's sleep will make you feel alert and overall healthy.

Improves overall fitness If you find going to the gym mundane or working out at home a task, here's another way to help you lose the flab and keep in shape. Regular s*x will do wonders for your waistline. Half an hour of lovemaking burns more than 80 calories.

Increases levels of Oestrogen and testosterone In men , the hormone testosterone is what makes them more passionate in the sack. Not only will it make you feel way better in bed, but it also improves your muscles and bones, keeps your heart healthy and keeps a check on your cholesterol. In women, on the other hand, the hormone oestrogen protects them against heart disease and also determines a woman's body scent.

12 reasons why WOMEN DON’T date NICE GUYS

Nice guys don’t usually need to be fixed. Bad boys usually do, so they become a project. Women think if they can “create” the perfect man, he will never leave them.

Women say they want a nice guy, yet usually end up dating bad boys. Here’s why.

1. Not real. Nice guys are too nice. No one can always be that nice unless they’re a saint. They are busy being nice instead of being real and women instinctually don’t trust that. Bad boys “keep it real.” Nice guys don’t want to upset the apple cart.

2. Respect. No one respects a doormat. Nice guys don’t set boundaries or make any real demands. A bad boy doesn’t let a woman walk all over him or control him. Women can’t respect a man they can control. No respect equals no attraction.

3. Predictable. Most people lead boring, predictable lives, so they’re attracted to people who are exciting and a bit unpredictable. Bad boys are always a challenge. Nice guys are never a challenge. Predictable plus no excitement plus no challenge equals I prefer a bad boy.

4. Mother Nature. Women are designed to nurture. However, instead of doing this with children, they often end up doing it with bad boys. They think their love will save them. Nice guys rarely need to be saved.

5. Fixer-upper. Nice guys don’t usually need to be fixed. Bad boys usually do, so they become a project. Women think if they can “create” the perfect man, he will never leave them. Also, if they’re busy fixing someone else, they don’t have to look at what needs to be fixed in their own lives.

6. Sperm wars. Women are designed to procreate with the strongest possible genes. Bad boys are sending an unconscious message that they have great genes, so they’re not afraid of losing the woman by misbehaving. Nice guys are sending a message that they don’t think their genes are good enough, so they won’t misbehave.

7. Fear of intimacy. If a woman is afraid of intimacy, she subconsciously knows she can avoid it with a bad boy, since she can never get close enough to him to have to go there. A nice guy will eventually want a commitment, and that’s scary.

8. Low self-esteem: We don’t feel comfortable with people who treat us better than we treat ourselves. If you don’t think much of yourself, the bad boy is simply reinforcing your negative belief. A nice guy is treating you in a way you’re not familiar with.

9. s*x. Women feel a nice guy won’t be good in bed. They sometimes like to be manhandled and think a nice guy won’t be able to take control and get the job done. A bad boy comes across as being able to deliver, even though that may not always be the case.

10. Hot. Have you ever seen a bad boy who wasn’t hot? I’m sure there are a few, but they wouldn’t be able to get away with half the stuff they did if they didn’t look so good. Meanwhile, when a woman describes someone as a nice guy, she means, “He’s not hot.”

11. Charm. Nice guys don’t always know what to say and are sometimes at a loss for words. Bad boys can be very charming and know exactly what women want to hear. However, they eventually switch over to being selfish. By the time they reveal their true colors, the woman has fallen for them and has a hard time letting go.

12. Protection. Historically, men have protected women — physically and otherwise. Bad boys give the illusion of being able to protect women, while with nice guys, women aren’t so sure. Life is about balance. Most men fall into either the bad boy or the nice guy category. The ideal man is neither, but walks that fine line between the two. Until men learn how to do this, more often than not, women will choose the bad boy, until they realize that his bad qualities outweigh his good ones.

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SHOCKING REVELATIONS: CHRONICLES OF A KENYAN GAY SEX WORKER

SHOCKING REVELATIONS: CHRONICLES OF A KENYAN GAY SEX WORKER

Courtesy of SD

John has been a male sex worker for close to 20 years now, and has been HIV positive for 12 years. His clients range from married men out for fun, single gay and straight men, policemen, priests and even popular televangelists. Business, John says, has never been better since he disclosed his HIV status.

He says: “Our clients prefer having sex with HIV positive male sex workers and use condoms because they are open about their status and have nothing to hide, as opposed to those who are HIV positive but hide their status.”

Mathenge is in an open relationship with his boyfriend, who unfortunately, is not openly gay. Mathenge is looking forward to getting married and settling down soon, after which he hopes he will stop sex work.

Mathenge meets his clients just about anywhere; local clubs and pubs, some he hosts in his house, and others in their cars in parking lots and basement parking.

Asked about his rates, Mathenge is clearly the ‘high-maintenance’ type as his rates are way higher than other male sex workers interviewed for this piece.

“I charge nothing less than Sh10,000 per shot — it doesn’t matter how we do it. For a night? (laughs) you cannot afford me for an entire night. Frankly…I don’t even have the time for that, “ he says.

Some of his clients, he reveals, demand that he role-plays; that he acts like a lady, complete with make-up and other accessories.

“You are told to wear the ninja (niqab) and go to their homes when their wives are away on business. Others want me to wear make-up, dance for them, wear a stuffed brassier and lingerie and even catwalk seductively down the staircase like a woman,” says Mathenge.

On the day of this interview — Valentine’s Day — Mathenge was optimistic that he would find a date for the night.

I don’t mind going for a drink with a stranger and not charge for sex for tonight. The lucky guy will get this gifts — chocolate and expensive perfume I bought for Sh7,000. I know Kenyans will find this hard to believe, but I give back to society. I help the homeless and feed the hungry using my own money,” says Mathenge.

An avid advocate for safe sex, he dedicates his time to empowering fellow male sex with information regarding condom use.



He says: “I always carry condoms in my bag. This is a message I want to pass to all male sex workers; always use condoms to avoid re-infection and spread of HIV.”

But it is Majesty Mantully’s (nickname) who exposes how dangerous the male sex worker’s world can be. His services come in packages, with the full package including a massage, and extras (romance, kissing, fellatio and sex) costing Sh3,500.

8-year-Old Boy Marries 61-Year-Old Woman In Zimbabwe (PHOTO) Strange wedding About 100 people were witness to a most unusual wedding at the weekend. The bride was 61 years old and the groom was an eight-year-old boy! Both families were present at the wedding of Sanele Masilela (8) and Helen Shabangu (61) and the bride's husband and her five children were also at the wedding in South Africa. The boy's aunt, Patience Masilela (46), explained why the wedding took place. She said: "The boy was named after his late grandfather who never had a white wedding, so the ancestors told the boy to get married and he chose Helen to be his bride. The family took his desire to get married very seriously. They paid for the bride in March last year and spent a lot on the wedding because they believed it was what the ancestors wanted." The bride said: "I'm married and have five kids of my own, but I know that this is what the ancestors wanted – and now they are happy. It is a ritual. We are just playing now, but it is a sign that he will get married one day." The young groom said: "I told my mother that I wanted to get married because I really did want to. I chose her because I love her and I'm happy that I married her – but I will go to school and study hard. When I'm older I will marry a lady my own age." The bride's long-time husband, Alfred Shabangu (65), said that he never had a problem with her marrying the boy because he too knew that it was what the ancestors wanted. My kids and I are happy. We don't have any problems with it," he said. However, some community members said they were shocked. One woman said: "How can a family go this far for the ancestors? It shows that people do take messages from the ancestors seriously." This was a not a legal marriage – it was only done for ritual purposes. The happy couple sealed their marriage with a kiss. newsdzezimbabwe

8-year-Old Boy Marries 61-Year-Old Woman In Zimbabwe (PHOTO)

Strange wedding
About 100 people were witness to a most unusual wedding at the weekend.

The bride was 61 years old and the groom was an eight-year-old boy! Both families were present at the wedding of Sanele Masilela (8) and Helen Shabangu (61) and the bride's husband and her five children were also at the wedding in South Africa.

The boy's aunt, Patience Masilela (46), explained why the wedding took place.

She said: "The boy was named after his late grandfather who never had a white wedding, so the ancestors told the boy to get married and he chose Helen to be his bride. The family took his desire to get married very seriously. They paid  for the bride in March last year and spent a lot on the wedding because they believed it was what the ancestors wanted."

The bride said: "I'm married and have five kids of my own, but I know that this is what the ancestors wanted – and now they are happy. It is a ritual. We are just playing now, but it is a sign that he will get married one day."

The young groom said: "I told my mother that I wanted to get married because I really did want to. I chose her because I love her and I'm happy that I married her – but I will go to school and study hard. When I'm older I will marry a lady my own age."

The bride's long-time husband, Alfred Shabangu (65), said that he never had a problem with her marrying the boy because he too knew that it was what the ancestors wanted. My kids and I are happy. We don't have any problems with it," he said.

However, some community members said they were shocked.

One woman said: "How can a family go this far for the ancestors? It shows that people do take messages from the ancestors seriously."

This was a not a legal marriage – it was only done for ritual purposes. The happy couple sealed their marriage with a kiss.

newsdzezimbabwe

University GIRL puts “her monthly blood” in BOYFRIEND’s food

I’m Linda 21 years, at the University and I stay with my Boyfriend…… I caught my bf with another girl, when I confronted him he denied it and said they are just friends.

I got so angry that night and as I was preparing his supper, something bad came to mind and I felt I shud put my blood (Menses blood) into his meal.

So I removed my pad, soaked it with some little water, then squeezed the blood into his food, put some other ingredient and gave him to eat.

Now am worried coz he might get some complications or diseases….

if he gets any diseases, should I tell him what I did so that he can go for medical checkup or I shud just remain quiet??

Am afraid coz he might beat me up to coma! Advice me on what to do please

I SLEPT WITH MY DAD, WHAT SHOULD I DO?

 Am a 20 year old girl. I got attracted to my real biological dad when I was 15 years and i felt like sleeping with him. I don't know what caused that coz he's not too much handsome.

I tried to seduce him but as my dad i found no possibility. One day we were alone at home and i dressed in a mini skirt sat opposite him with ma legs open. When he saw me he looked up the roof and i saw his trouser moving up and down i was winning him!

But unfortunately my mum arrived and my mission failed. Yesterday my Mum and my two brothers were not at home, they had a visit somewhere. I cooked food and gave it to dad and i wore the shortest min-skirt ever. My dad looked at me uncontrollably. When we went to house, i had removed ma bra and i ran to his room claiming that am making his bed since mum was not there.

He grabbed me in the waist and without resistance i fell on the bed. We slept together till morning and we did it. my dad is amazing kwa bed.... And dad promised to keep taking me to lodges and we enjoy ourselves now when i saw my mum coming i felt guilty and I don't know what to add on!!!!

Advise me, should I keep on with my Dad or i should stop? Thanks                                            I SLEPT WITH MY DAD, WHAT SHOULD I DO?

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CONFESSION!! University of Nairobi student USED and DUMPED by HIV+ SUGAR MUMMY

When most students are admitted to universities, the urge for a good life always hits and some of them opt for the elevator to have a luxurious life. It is common knowledge that many University ladies sleep around with rich men for money and even go into prostitution.

Shocking as it may be men have also indulged in the same practice and are now sleeping around with old rich women for money. A University of Nairobi student was one unfortunate victim of the trend.

Apparently he was used and dumped by a rich Kamba lady who also infected him with HIV. Below is his sad story which he wishes to share with youngsters like him:

hey admin im one sad dude im 20years i joined campo last year but 1 and kuna venye i was introduced into this sugarmummy stuff with my pals alinipeleka simmers club hapo tao nikahook up nammother wa 56years mkao,sasa things have been all good namsex poa akanrentishia keja 2bedroom umo and furnished it she made good hata maboy wangu walikuwa wananienvy.manze huyu mother angekam keja friday ametrick hazi anaenda works coast then akae keja till monday na ujuwe all these time akikam ni stick all throw hakuna kupumzika na venye wakao wanapenda chwigis.

story zikaenda poa tulianza na cd but with time akasema hafeel na cd na tuanze kuraruana bilaz hoyo risto ilimfanya akanibuyia hata ndai,life ilikua fiti msee akaniyoa nikaenda kuishi apartment huko imara daima. mullaz haikuwa issue unaona. afetr kitu 8 months nikaanza kufeel ma ouch,body haikuwa fiti,kuenda test manze nikaget nina mdudu hiyo stuff ikanikula stress aje,nikaconfront huyu mamaz na ustake jua venye aliniruka futi mia akasema ati ni mimi who fucked around and nikampa ukede na admin hyu mother ndio alinibreak uvajo sasa after confrontation akanitema akaninyanganya kila kitu manze me stress ikanikula nikajirusha ocha hata story za chuo nikakatisha hivo hadi leo peroz hawajui ni nini inaendelea.

treatment nishhanza na saa hizi niko poa.reason nimeamua kuwrite hii story nikuchanua maboy wangu msikuwe na mbio na hawa mamaz kuna wengine na sisemi wote wenye hawana nia poa sasa kama huyu wangu saa hizi ako na boy fulani pia amemweka tu ka mimi atamdump na aendelee wasee tufocus me maisha yangu nishascrwe up na sasa nangojea ti time sir God aniite.

manze mtu yeyeote amesoma hii stori just make sure u share it share share ifikie wasee wengi as possible staki maboy wajimess kaa mimi. i made a mistake and ive learnt.

MY BOSS INFECTED ME WITH HIV....

 MY BOSS INFECTED ME WITH HIV....

Dear Daily Truth
I am a driver of one of the bosses in the ministry of special programs.we have been having sexual intercourse since 2012.
Last week i was seriously sick and i was taken to kenyatta hospital.I was later told that i am HIV positive.
Since i started the relationship with my boss i have never visited my wife at home.I am now confused because my leave starts next week and i must go to my rural home.I have four kids
please advise me what to do?

5 tips for TALKING to women and ATTRACT them like CRAZY

Many men are never taught how to talk to women. Because of this many guys go through life without the ability to attract a woman. Here are 15 tips to help make sure you aren’t making mistakes with the women you’d like to attract:

1. You should talk about “emotional” topics like childhood memories, future ambitions, or her passions. These conversation topics will open up her emotional floodgates.

2. Women want a guy who is not afraid to lead her. While talking to a woman take control of the conversation. Never wait for her to dictate what you’ll be talking about.

3. Pay attention to the non verbal cues a woman is giving you. If you’re standing too close to her, accidentally spitting when you talk, or making her feel uncomfortable in any way… she will send you hints. Pay attention to them.

4. Remember this motto “Fun not Funny.” Women are attracted to men who allow them to have fun. Don’t concentrate on having the funniest jokes. Concentrate on showing them the most excitement and enjoyment.

5. Tease women. One of the easiest ways to take a conversation to a fun and flirty level is to begin to tease women. Think back to your time on the playground. In the world of dating… what worked on the playground is effective all over again.

6. Get intimate with her. Women are turned on by men who are not afraid to take a conversation to a personal, intimate level.

7. Use things like “cold reads” to turn women on. Women love to hear opinions about themselves. Tell her what you observe about her.

8. Avoid complimenting a woman too much. Women are turned off by men who come across as “needy.” If you are complimenting a woman too much she will think you’re trying to impress her. Which will have the opposite effect.

9. If you want to know how to talk to women in a way that doesn’t bore them… Avoid asking too many “interview” style questions.  Instead state your opinion about things.

10. Remember: Statements over questions. Instead of saying “where did you grow up?” Say “You don’t look like you grew up around here.” This allows you to make observations about her and express your personality.

11. Don’t hide your identity. Don’t be afraid to talk about whatever you’re passionate about.

12. Never compliment her on her eyes, looks, or body.

13. Say something that lets her know that you view her in a “sexual” way. If you don’t, you run the risk of winding up in the “friend zone”.

14. Use conversation “games” to keep the mood fun and flirtatious. Games can be anything like “truth or dare” or to less extreme games like the “5 questions game”.

15. Don’t give away your hand so fast. Women like men who are a challenge. If you want to keep a woman’s interest she has to feel like she is slowly winning you over. If she thinks you’re too easy… she’ll lose interest.

The best way to think about how to talk to women is to think about what kind of fun, playful, and sexual conversation you would most enjoy. Talking to a woman doesn’t have to be difficult. You just need to be aware of what they are turned on by and what turns them off. Follow the list above and you’ll do just fine.

10 THINGS MEN SHOULD NEVER ASK..

10 THINGS MEN SHOULD NEVER ASK..

#1)
First of all {go down low.hahaha.#joking noni#} , a man should never ask a woman if he can kiss her, as she will only say, a man should never "ask" for a kiss.
Asking her for a kiss will only make a man look like a boy, which is what a woman is not interested in, and even if she says "yes", it could mean she is just being polite, while on the inside her attraction meter will read a firm, "No".

#2)
Secondly , a man should never ask a woman if he can take her out on a date sometime, as she would like to be with a man who is a leader and in control, not someone who asks her permission to hit on her.
A man should confidently ask a woman out, by simply saying, "We should hang out... what's your number?" or tell her about a specific place he wants to take her to.

#3)
Thirdly , a man should never brag about the car he has or the kind of house he lives in, as it would seem like he is trying hard to impress her.
Women would be far more impressed by a man's material possessions if he does not mention them in conversation.

#4)
The fourth thing a man should never ask a woman is what she wants to do for the night, as she likes a "man with a plan".
The man needs to have a game plan before he calls her, so as to ensure that she will not be burdened with having to think about what to do.

#5)
Fifthly, a man should never ask a woman if she likes him, as this is one phrase that turns off a woman completely.
He should just assume that she likes him, and never ask the question, as it would look like he has no confidence.

#6)
The sixth tip is that a man should never ask a woman why she never answered his message, as one, it would show that he cared she did not reply back, and two, it would give her a guilt trip, which is seen as insecurity by women.

#7)
The seventh tip is that a man should never ask a woman how men she has slept with, as this shows that he is suffering from insecurity.

#8)
The eighth tip is that a man should never hint at a future date with a woman he has just met, as she not only wants but needs a guy who is somewhat of a "challenge", and will lose interest if she senses she has won.

#9)
The ninth tip is that a man should never end a phone conversation with a woman with a "next step", as firstly it would kill any spontaneity by being predictable, and secondly he would kill any chances of her calling him.

#10)
The tenth tip is that a man should never talk bad about a woman's guy friends especially if he hasn't met them and doesn't know her very well, as this is the fastest way for her to mark him as "insecure".

How to ATTRACT very BEAUTIFUL WOMEN

Every guy wants to date hot women. The problem is that most men are intimidated by beautiful women and have no clue what it really takes to attract them.

Hot women get hit on all the time and have a ton of options, so in order to succeed with them, you have to find a way to stand out from the crowd. However, don’t think this is about money, fame or good looks. It’s about being different.

Hot women are attracted to masculinity and confidence, and if you don’t possess these traits, then quite honestly, your chances of attracting the hot women you want are minimal. Average guys are everywhere, and they don’t get noticed. Hot women don’t want needy, insecure and weak men. They feel attraction to men who are in control, strong in their own reality and make decisions without needing approval from others. Beautiful women don’t need to ask guys out because they have men coming at them from every direction, all the time. So if you want any hope of attracting these women, you have to take action and talk to them.

If a woman is hot, chances are she already knows it and she will move on quickly from a guy who doesn’t have the guts to approach, hold eye contact and have a normal conversation with her. So instead of falling all over yourself and being in awe when you’re around a hot woman, completely ignore the fact that she is extremely good looking and treat her like any other person you might meet. This technique not only makes you seem “normal” to her, it also makes you seem mysterious and will spark her interest. She will then subconsciously think that you have a lot of options. You’ll then create the impression that you are hard to get, and hot women find that kind of challenge irresistible.

Most women care more about the way a man carries himself than his looks. Hot women will pursue an “average” looking guy who is articulate, makes them laugh and knows how to have a good time much quicker than a man that may be a little better on the eyes, but is wearing a frown and looks uptight and unfriendly. Showing a woman that you have the etiquette of a gentleman is also a powerful way to stand out from the crowd, and small gestures from opening a door for her to pulling out her chair will set you apart from most of the other guys.

One of the biggest mistakes men make with womn is being completely predictable. Being predictable instantly kills the main two things that all hot women are desperately searching for: excitement and anticipation. Women are naturally attracted to a man’s personality more than anything else he can offer, so in order to attract hot women, be original, spontaneous and keep them guessing. Be creative and offer up fun things to do that they don’t keep hearing from other guys. Be a man with a plan and make your move.

16 reasons to have S*X DAILY

Stressed, burdened with life’s difficult problems and fear that your health is declining? Then s*x is the answer to happiness, longevity and a healthy body. You don’t agree? Well, here is a list of the health benefits of s*x, so do it daily to experience complete pleasure. These are 16 reasons to have s*x today!

1. De-stress

S*x helps you reduce stress. When deep breathing exercises fail to de-stress you, s*x will do the needful.

During s*x your body produces dopamine, a substance that fights stress hormones, endorphins, aka “happiness hormones” and oxytocin, a desire-enhancing hormone secreted by the pituitary gland.

In a study, published in the Public Library of Science journal, three neuroscience researchers conducted a test on male rats and found that the s*xually active rats were less anxious than rats with no s*xual activity.

2. Great Form of Exercise
Making love is a form of physical activity. During intercourse, the physiological changes in your body are consistent with a workout. You must have noticed that the respiratory rate rises, which means you get tired. Hence, you burn calories. If you have s*x three times a week for 15 minutes (but we know you can do better than that) you’ll burn about 7.500 calories in a year. That’s the equivalent of jogging 75 miles! Heavy breathing raises the amount of oxygen in your cells, and the testosterone produced during s*x keeps your bones and muscles strong.

3. Lowers high blood pressure
Hugs and s*x can improve your blood pressure. S*x reduces diastolic blood pressure, that is, the bottom number while reading blood pressure.

Researchers with the University of Paisley conducted an experiment on the same. They concluded that s*x improves blood pressure.

4. Builds your immunity
Trying to fight the sniffles? S*x is the answer to fight cold and other health problems; s*x can boost your immunity.

Immunoglobulin A, an antigen that fights the flu increases when the frequency of s*x increases.

5. Makes You Look Younger
Making love three times a week can make you look 10 years younger, claims a Scottish researcher. “It’s good for you to have good s*x,” says David Weeks, a clinical neuropsychologist at the Royal Edinburgh Hospital, whose study on the effects of s*x on aging appears in his book,Secrets of the Superyoung.

6. Healthy heart
S*x helps you burn calories but it can also improve your heart. S*x will take care of stroke and heart attacks, you just have to enjoy the moment.

Scientists with New England Research Institute examined the effect of s*x on the heart. The study concluded that men are 45 percent less likely to experience cardiovascular diseases. But the study fails to study the effect of s*x on a woman’s heart.

7. Pain relief
Pleasure is the measure to beat out the pain. Do you experience migraines and body pain? Well s*x is the answer. But if you experience back pain, it is best to consult a doctor.

Dr. George E. Erlich, an arthritis specialist from Philadelphia conducted a study on the link between arthritis and s*x. He narrows down that patients who engaged in s*x experienced less pain.

8. Builds trust and intimacy
The act of s*x spikes the hormone oxytocin; this hormone is responsible for your happiness and love. If your feel your relationship is falling out, there is trust or you’re worried that your partner will stray away, then s*x will dispel these doubts. The hormone oxytocin builds trust and brings couples closer, and cupid too.

9. Less chances of cancer
Regular ejaculation reduces your chances of developing prostate cancer. In an Australian study men who ejaculated 21 times a month were least likely to develop cancer. It is further supported by other researches that s*xual intercourse reduces the risk of prostrate cancer.

10. Stronger pelvic muscles
S*x involves the use of several muscles; hence regular s*xual intercourse can help you develop stronger pelvic muscles. Further, since the act of s*x involves a range of muscles, it also helps strengthen these muscles – for ex: quads, your core, and the upper back. Through regular s*x, you can also maintain a strong bladder and bowel function.

Strong muscles, calorie burner, improves heart health – s*x seems to take care of you.

11. Prostate Protection 
Most of the fluid you ejaculate is secreted by the prostate gland. If you stop ejaculating, the fluid stays in the gland, which tends to swell, causing lots of problems. Regular ejaculation will wash those fluids out and ensure the well being of your prostate until old age. Problems may also occur when you suddenly change the frequency of ejaculations.

12. Induces sleep
After that great, lovely workout you are bound to get good sleep. But guess what? S*x works the same way as exercise. The increased heart rate leads to increased post-coital relaxation. S*x could be the next thing for insomniacs! So what really happens:
- S*x can relax you, hence if you are already tired, the act of s*x will induce sleep.
- When men ejaculate they become lethargic, this can make them sleepy.

13. Regular periods
Apparently s*x can improve your menstrual cycle. S*x regulates hormones, which in turn regulate the menstrual cycle. S*x reduces stress, which is one of the reasons women miss their periods. S*x seems like a better option than pills.

14. Prevents Erectile Dysfunctions
Fifty per cent of men older than 40 suffer from erectile dysfunctions and all young men fear the moment when they won’t be able to get it up any more. The best medicine against impotence is…s*x. An erection keeps the blood flowing through your penile arteries, so the tissue stays healthy. Plus, doctors compare an erection to an athletic reflex: the more you train the more capable you are to perform.

15. Live longer
A healthy heart, stronger muscles, increased circulation of oxygen and happiness are some of the factors that add life to the years and as a result – years to your life.

A study published in the British Medical Journal reveals that men who engaged in s*x often live twice as those who rarely had any action.

16. Healthier semen
If you’re trying to conceive, you increase the volume of semen if you have s*x regularly. Regular s*x replaces old sperms from the testicles. If there is a natural build of sperms it can lead to DNA damage.

The difference between a NAIROBI’s CHIPS FUNGA and a Mombasa one…MMMH!

There is a Nairobian Chips Funga and there is the Mombasa Chips Funga. And they are all as different as a mango is from a tomato. Let’s call them CFs for simplicity.

Mostly (Nairobi chips Funga), she is ageless. You can’t tell her exact age. She looks young, possibly in the mid-20s, more often beautiful especially when you are mid-way the fifth bottle, and the dim club lighting.

Most like claiming that they in a college or a university; MKUs, Kimathi, KEMU, Daystar, Catho, KU, CUEA et al.

You simply identify her by what she takes. Unpolished ones mostly stick with Black Ice and announce their intentions by dancing aggressively, shaking their bum, whether existent or not.

She can dance with any man who shows up and does not mind doing socket or a shocking lap dance and an unsolicited kiss. If you see her with the man for the first time, you will think that they are an item. They move pretty fast these ones.

Then there is the category that goes for Kingfisher and Wood Pecker. Those bottles drive me nuts. They have the worst shape ever invented after condom shoes. A woman who drinks Kingfisher, will most likely not demand a Taxi or a cab as they call it, if she decides to go with you.

Then there is the pretentious crowd that goes for Red Ice or orders wine or those things they serve with lemon slices. This one will most likely demand a taxi and can even offer to pay if the man looks too fidgety with the charge.

What is common however among all the Chips Funga is their calculated naivete. They make the man see that he has gotten himself an easy lay, while they actually lead a man on.

What is funny is how men get rid of them the morning after. She just wakes up around 6.33 am, reaches for her hand bag, fishes out a ‘teeth-brush’ if she carried or just swallows a fingerful of Aquafresh in her mouth, straightens her hair and head to the bus stop to catch the Matatu and get to Church early enough.

As one of the funniest Kenyan on Twitter put it on Twitter, ‘some Chips Fungas are so perverted that they buy P2s along the way to church and use the wine to swallow them.’ The thought itself is mortifying.

The act of carrying a Chips Funga is the ultimate casual sexual exchange. Here two random souls meet for a purely carnal exchange without even a single string attached. Wait! May be a drink or breakfast if the man somehow has a heart. Most men actually chase them in the morning without even raising their heads, pretending to have a hangover. Unless ‘he’ is up the morning and feels like ‘moaning’ glory before sending her away.

Now officially, there is a class of young women who are servicing young employed men who stay in flats in Lang’ata, Dohnholm, South B, South C, Zimmerman, Roysambu, Kasarani etc and any other estate that struggling middle-class men have settled. They don’t want much. They don’t even want to know your first name, or even your number. The first rule is to never get emotional or demand a replay unless you both enjoyed the sex.

Trying to engage a CF in a constructive conversation will make you dump her faster than real fries can be wrapped at Sonford. They have this thing about struggling with college, business or ‘jobo’. They invariably sound like those girls on beauty pageants when they try to be intellectual; like insisting that they like swimming, travelling and reading novels. Anyone who believes them?

If you frequent the same joint, you might bump into your CF in the days to come and you will Hi 5 each other, if you will remember each other, that is. Since she will be in the company of some bespectacled nerd who she will whisper to ‘He is a colleague,’ or whatever she might designate you on the spur of the moment, you could be the movie guy, you know. Some CFs as are so famous that they are known in clubbing circles and their profile has gone down given that they know the insides of more houses in all suburbs than the busiest Water or Electricity man.

You walk with her to the club and she is offering familiar hugs to men along the way to the dance floor. And that is the Nairobian CFs. Disciplined, subscribes to the age-old dictum of no-strings attached. Now over to Coast.

At the Coast, it is a different ball game altogether. Apparently, at the Coast if you succeed to get a CF, you are in for a shocking morning after.

No, it is not about the paranoid myth of Jinis. No, they can’t disappear with your electronics into thin air. For one most women in clubs at the Coast, are after the dandy, old, white men. The old white men do outrageously bad things but at the Coast, one is for the money anyway.

Chips Fungaing has not really sunk in to the levels of ridiculous permissiveness it has in Nairobi, but it is not uncommon to occasionally get a decently young and beautiful chicka you can wrap hot and get home to devour.

The really drama starts in the morning when she wakes up and the pillow talk goes something like…

SHE (In the Coastal Swahili Accent): Sasa tutazaa watoto wangapi?

HE(Confused): Mmmh

SHE:Kanionyeshe jikoni na uniwekee nguo pamoja nikaoshe…wapenda wali wa nazi kwa kiamsha kinywa…

And along that vein…

That is what befallen good old pal. Thrice, the women have demanded a ring in the morning and a show of commitment and enough drama to fuel the gossip of the gossipy, lazy Coastal people who are his neighbors.

Some things we only learn the hard way.

Sila